Dear Doctor Wong:
I'm looking forward to visiting your office next Thursday so you can slice and dice me. However, I was a huge fan of Niptuck and I've seen what can go wrong when someone is under general anesthesia - Things like jilted lovers with shotguns and Mexican drug cartel members attacking the staff with axes. If you can make sure all of the office doors are locked when I'm under, that would be awesome.
Also, I've heard stories that some doctors and their staff molest patients when they are under. If that hot little Asian chick who you playfully call your "personal assistant" wishes to play with my pecker, well, I'm down with that. In fact, if she wants to ride me, I'm good with that too. Just keep that slagathor bitch away from me.
See you next Thursday Doc!