Dubbya's resume

[sickkittens]

My fellow Americans,

It's been tough but I have managed to really change the world since
taking office. Here are some highlights for you to consider when voting me
back in this year (though I have a back-up plan in mind if the votes don't add
up in my favor).

I attacked and took over 2 countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
any 12 month period.

I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I
did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president
in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
other president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than
any other US president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in
US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history.(The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market
in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only
one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat,
but I did it!!).

I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
history.


I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the
World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my
best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people
of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
and stability.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
who violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for gov't contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.(wink,wink)

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on
the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

With Love,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House, Washington, DC

Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election. Circulate
to as many citizens you think would be helped

[kkading15]

sorry.....way to much ready

[Mailman]

haha nice... bush is so gone.. i just want the USD to get better so the CDN falls again so i get more on the exchange!

[PurrsianPussyKat]

Sad.. so very sad.

[Dario]

I'm with ya there mailman ^^

I'm losting tons of cash because of this ;(
more then 20% actually compared to a few years ago.

and whoa, he managed to do a lot of good things for sure

[Oh Sheila]

LOL

[TexasDreams]

Originally posted by natkejs
I'm with ya there mailman ^^

I'm losting tons of cash because of this ;(
more then 20% actually compared to a few years ago.

and whoa, he managed to do a lot of good things for sure

It could be worse.

Try taking 100% of what you make on the web and giving it ALL up, and in doing so double the amount of hours you work. Can you really work 20-hours per day, seven days a week non-stop for a year? I'm sure there are some who are young enough to do that here on this board. But try that when you are in your mid-40's, you have high blood pressure, and you've already lived through one major heart attack in your life.

Such is the joy of working 120+ hour weeks. The day job pays the bills, and the 80 or so hours I spend working for a change doesn't pay one single dime. As a matter of fact "that" job costs me cash every hour on the hour, and nothing is reimbursed. THAT is how serious I take my fight against the Bush regime.

It's all about "Principle" over "Pocketbook" and I walk the walk, and talk the talk, every fucking day!

THIS war will be won in November!

[Goblin]

alot of people can bash a person easily but culd you do a better job? i am not for bush but will say people bash him for the war on afghanastand and iraq but when 911 happened they was saying blow them up so its kind of hypocritical anyways i dont know if there is a decent person running for president so i doubt i waste my vote this yr hell im in florida so it wont matter cause soemone will buy the votes they need

i will sa i will not work 60 hrs a week then get overtime past that its rediculous considering ym job only allows me to drive 12 hrs a day and the weekends are for spending with my little girls who love the zoo

[Fluid]

As much as I hate bush, there's a lot of things in that resume that are only half truths or just totally innacurate.
Like the running thing. The entire chain of command goes mobile when their country is attacked. And in all honesty, since it hasn't been attacked in over 100 yrs, stating he's the first to jump in his plane and hide is a no brainer. They didn't have planes the last time. (historical note, by raw definition, he isn't the first president to hide at time of war, unless you've had one die of fire when the white house was set ablaze by the canadian-british troops.)

And the first president in US history to order the attack of a soverign nation? The guy that wrote this is high right? Lets list them. Germany, Italy, Japan (ok, they attacked first..but still), North Korea (police action my ass, it was a war.), Vietnam, and Iraq just to name a few. There's other small invasions the us set up I'm sure, but those are the ones I remember off the top of my head.


this statement is kinda funny. "I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
other president in US history." Maybe you should ask a japanese american around the age of, oh..65+ how many freedoms and civil liberties were removed durring WW2. I guess it doesn't count if you move them to interment camps huh?

By the way..welcome to the real world. The rest of us knew the UN was irrelevant 20 yrs ago.

[mpahlca]

Bush Sucks and lets hope he is gone real soon!