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    So We Are Smoking A Joint

    And my GF says...

    "Hit it like you are giving head"

    Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....

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    So... who sucked who?

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    Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    And my GF says...

    "Hit it like you are giving head"

    Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....
    Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman View Post
    Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.
    She thinks they are hot!

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    Haha that's what I was going to say MM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    She thinks they are hot!
    So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

    Or have you already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"

    lmao I fucking hate that man! Nothing ruins it like someone doing that. Having to take a drag and it's all fuckin wet and soggy. ewww.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman View Post
    So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

    Or have you already!
    You know the fantasy is better then the reality!

    Then again a guy at the gay bar in Key West thought she was a tranny, lol

    And the same guy called Johan a lady!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    You know the fantasy is better then the reality!

    Then again a guy at the gay bar in Key West thought she was a tranny, lol

    And the same guy called Johan a lady!
    LOL... dude.. for johan to be called a lady is one thing but that had to hurt when someone calls the gf a tranny..... well in your case I could see you leaning over and going.. "I WISH... Shes A Chick " lol too funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post

    And the same guy called Johan a lady!
    hasn't that happened a few times now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman View Post
    Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.
    haha well said.. shes a keeper

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    Quote Originally Posted by AbulletAway View Post
    lmao I fucking hate that man! Nothing ruins it like someone doing that. Having to take a drag and it's all fuckin wet and soggy. ewww.
    Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...
    Not actively developing adult stuff at the moment.

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    shit son, dont nigga lip dat shit makin it soggy as a muh fukka



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Semen View Post
    Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...
    joints suck anyways, glass bowl or a bong all the way



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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"
    LOL that's the worst



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Semen View Post
    Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...
    learn about, ive been doing it for almost 10 years since we first started smoking.

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    yea if you crack it open, scrap out the tobacco, and fill it with a more potent green filling, if not, then im not sure if it counts or not

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman View Post
    So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

    Or have you already!
    That was my exact thought MM. And if they did, I have a feeling his girlfriend was neglected during the entire thing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse View Post
    yea if you crack it open, scrap out the tobacco, and fill it with a more potent green filling, if not, then im not sure if it counts or not
    That would be one hell of a joint!

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    I think they call that a blunt!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Semen View Post
    Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...
    Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

    Even at the coffee shops.

    Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

    Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

    Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddog View Post
    Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

    Even at the coffee shops.

    Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

    Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

    Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.
    LOL I agree with ya man!

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddog View Post
    Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

    Even at the coffee shops.

    Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

    Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

    Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.
    its actually not bad!! me and my friends goto a local hookah bar, sheesha only, were on the east coast, but whos to say we cant put a little twist on things once the waiter turns his back? hell he even hits it with us and usually doesnt charge us. we always get double apple sheesha

    P.s.

    might be a good day to hit that place up, some rare soft blonde, or bubble hash came around here this past weekend

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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse View Post
    its actually not bad!! me and my friends goto a local hookah bar, sheesha only, were on the east coast, but whos to say we cant put a little twist on things once the waiter turns his back? hell he even hits it with us and usually doesnt charge us. we always get double apple sheesha

    P.s.

    might be a good day to hit that place up, some rare soft blonde, or bubble hash came around here this past weekend
    Oh yippee, apple flavored tobacco.

    If I want a hooka with flavored tobacco I will go to a hooka bar or drive to Glendale and visit one of my Persian friends. I don't fly half way around the world for some dude to tell me how I should smoke my weed.

    I find it hilarious that the Euro's feel the need to twist joints the size of a small banana when they could get a lot higher, a lot faster if they would eliminate the bs.

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    all i was saying is it isnt that bad. and a little cardboard/cardstock pieve to keep the end opened isnt always a bad thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mouse View Post
    all i was saying is it isnt that bad. and a little cardboard/cardstock pieve to keep the end opened isnt always a bad thing.
    I tried it with Johan, it's not that bad.

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    its just a slim tube shape to keep the mouth piece open, when we roll up a huge one blunt usually i put one in there since the end tends to get welll resinated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by baddog View Post
    Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

    Even at the coffee shops.

    Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

    Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

    Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.


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    and seth says,"you mean like when i swallow or spit?" lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MP View Post
    And my GF says...

    "Hit it like you are giving head"

    Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....
    someone gonna wet the joint up

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    Quote Originally Posted by lazzlo View Post
    and you swallowed it?


    Holy shit howd I miss this thread for so long...Lazz that was fuckin perfect reply!


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    Wow ... dangerous joint , what did you give her dude ? lol ...


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