10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

[Reppy]

01) Being gay is not natural. Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like the US, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why there is definitely only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


Source: My MySpace inbox.

[xclusive]

I agree and so doesn't my husband

[pam]

That is so awesome I have to post it on my blog.

[mallorcaboy]

gay marriage is full legal in spain and holland (?)

[Hammer]

Good post. Did you write those?

[pam]

gay marriage is full legal in spain and holland (?)

It's also legal in my state

[Reppy]

Good post. Did you write those?

My apologies, I should have mentioned that I didn't write those.

A MySpace friend sent it to me. I was a taken back a bit when I read the subject line but then I laughed when I read the body.

[ivo68]

Hehehe, good stuff. This is my favorite:
"01) Being gay is not natural. Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning."

[Seven888]

I agree and so doesn't my husband

[kdoublei]

i got another excuse not to get married now
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

[Angel]

Nice, I like those. People are way too uptight about gay marriage it drives me nuts.

[SirMoby]

One of the funniest threads I've ever read. Did someone try to send this to Bill O'Reilly or Ann Coulter?

[Extreme Robyn]

nice!

[MP]

Shows how screwed up the US is.

[Fonz]

That'll teach the Jezus freaks