There's nothing like hiring a model for anal sex with hemorroids

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 01:49 PM

**Fluid** · 10-03-2003 01:55 PM

I hate to say it, but I smell a story here..spill

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 01:57 PM

I was editing this video and I noticed her ass is an "outtie". LOL

Well she's got hemorroids and she's got the guy all licking her ass and plugging her ass. I wondered why she was making such faces. Geez, I guess it needs to be on our interview questionnaire from now on:

1. Do you have all your appendages? Check.
2. Do you have hemorroids? Check.

Bah.

**Fluid** · 10-03-2003 02:02 PM

this is why there's a stigma about content girls. Some are just too dumb to live. Reflects badly on the ones with half a brain

(and nothing hanging out their ass.)

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 02:19 PM

I didn't tell the story of the one armed girl on this board.

**Bryan Havoc** · 10-03-2003 02:37 PM

Originally posted by topsmutlinks
I didn't tell the story of the one armed girl on this board.

Please do tell!

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 02:46 PM

Our other photographer who is a bit "oblivious" shall I say, interviewed this girl and her boyfriend for a cumshots shoot. He interviewed them, set up a photoshoot for the next day and FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES into the photoshoot he just notices the girl only has one arm!!

I'm like "how the fuck do you meet a girl twice in person (and one of the times she's naked!) and only notice halfway into the video she only has one arm????"

He had to stop shooting and tell her we couldn't use her.

Kill me.

**Mailman** · 10-03-2003 03:16 PM

ewwww nasty!

**AaronM** · 10-03-2003 03:23 PM

Originally posted by topsmutlinks
Our other photographer who is a bit "oblivious" shall I say, interviewed this girl and her boyfriend for a cumshots shoot. He interviewed them, set up a photoshoot for the next day and FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES into the photoshoot he just notices the girl only has one arm!!

I'm like "how the fuck do you meet a girl twice in person (and one of the times she's naked!) and only notice halfway into the video she only has one arm????"

He had to stop shooting and tell her we couldn't use her.

Kill me.

People like this are actually in business?

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 03:33 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
People like this are actually in business?

You talking about the model or the photographer? You spoke to the photographer, remember I referred him to you? He's a numbnuts.

**AaronM** · 10-03-2003 03:36 PM

Originally posted by topsmutlinks
You talking about the model or the photographer? You spoke to the photographer, remember I referred him to you? He's a numbnuts.

I work with talent all the time...Nothing suprises me. But the shooter....What kind of ........

Nevermind. let's just say that this is truly sad.

**LadyMischief** · 10-03-2003 03:38 PM

I'm not surprised about either, either

Hi Aaron, nice to see you here

**AaronM** · 10-03-2003 03:40 PM

Originally posted by LadyMischief
I'm not surprised about either, either Hi Aaron, nice to see you here

Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here?

**Mailman** · 10-03-2003 03:47 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here?

yes that is allowed!

**LadyMischief** · 10-03-2003 03:48 PM

Originally posted by AaronM
Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here?

Absolutely

**Fluid** · 10-03-2003 07:24 PM

Umm..why didn't ya shoot her anyways, and make a the one armed cum bandit site?

**Rictor** · 10-03-2003 07:27 PM

Holy shit. A one armed cumshot video? I'd buy that. That's some nice niche content right there. Amputee niche is big. Seriously.

**JenC** · 10-03-2003 07:37 PM

Originally posted by Rictor
Holy shit. A one armed cumshot video? I'd buy that. That's some nice niche content right there. Amputee niche is big. Seriously.

Yeah I know. But we're not gonna open a site with one set.

**Rictor** · 10-03-2003 07:38 PM

Shoot about 10 sets of her. Find 5 or 6 more girls...10 sets each of them...and some video...boom...paysite.

**Fluid** · 10-03-2003 08:04 PM

get two of them together for a little stump on stump action

**Rictor** · 10-03-2003 08:10 PM

I would have shot it anyway is all I'm saying. I have content in about 30 niches I'm not using right now. It's good to plan ahead.

**Sly** · 10-03-2003 08:54 PM

I was offered a construction job once.

**Fluid** · 10-03-2003 09:19 PM

and you're a clutz so you would have had a slump too?

**StuartD** · 10-03-2003 09:26 PM

This thread gives me the eebie jeebies

**Mailman** · 10-03-2003 09:35 PM

we need some pics!

**MuthaphukinPimp** · 10-05-2003 09:33 AM

I'm with mailman on that one

**Mailman** · 10-05-2003 10:46 AM

i wanna see the roids!

**asuna** · 10-05-2003 03:13 PM

Yeah, it's something we don't wanna see but we still want to

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