Dear Doctor

[яochard]

Dear Doctor Wong:

I'm looking forward to visiting your office next Thursday so you can slice and dice me. However, I was a huge fan of Niptuck and I've seen what can go wrong when someone is under general anesthesia - Things like jilted lovers with shotguns and Mexican drug cartel members attacking the staff with axes. If you can make sure all of the office doors are locked when I'm under, that would be awesome.

Also, I've heard stories that some doctors and their staff molest patients when they are under. If that hot little Asian chick who you playfully call your "personal assistant" wishes to play with my pecker, well, I'm down with that. In fact, if she wants to ride me, I'm good with that too. Just keep that slagathor bitch away from me.

See you next Thursday Doc!

-Rochard

[JerseyGTO]

Heh Heh Heh preparing early are we... Too bad he dosent have a hot one like Katee Shactoff working for him huh

[яochard]

Seven days and counting... .

[Cleo]

So you are getting a boob job?

[Frasier]

So you are getting a boob job?

orchidectomy :bax:

[aicoBitchinCamaro]

Can you have the operation video taped? I have always wondered the procedure of removing ones head from their ass.

[mikesinner]

What procedure are you having?

[Reppy]

What procedure are you having?
He's having a radical vaginectomy (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=radical+vaginectomy&btnG=Search&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=).