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яochard
02-22-2010, 01:00 PM
I don't know much about Wiggles and have never met him, so this was a bit more difficult than most interviews..... So here goes!

1. Is it true that your a cheap bastard?
2. What exactly do you do in adult?
3. When you started in adult, did you really have your friend cash your checks and split the profits with him because you didn't want your mommy to know?
4. Why did you quit adult because you thought it was "too unstable"?
5. Why do you not attend shows? Are you anti social or have a bad acne problem?
6. Recently Top Bucks went gunning after one of the illegal tube companies. How do you feel about this?
7. Has anyone helped you in adult?
8. Who do you consider your friends in the adult industry?
9. Do you own a fleshlight? If you do, do you use it in the shower with warm water? If you don't have one, would you like one?
10. If you weren't married.... Who in the adult industry would you like to have sex with?
11. Do you work full time in adult, or is this a full time gig?
12. Explain how you first got into adult....
13. If you had the chance to start from scratch in the adult industry with one million bucks in start up money, what would you do?
14. What does your wife think about what you do in adult? Does she even know?
15. Do you make more money online or offline?

And while I'm at it, why is your handle "Wiggles"???

smiley
02-22-2010, 01:02 PM
woohoo!!! PARKING

MP
02-22-2010, 01:06 PM
Sweet!

lazzlo
02-22-2010, 01:11 PM
My question: Does xbox make you poo?

PMC
02-22-2010, 01:16 PM
Waiting for my wife to leave for work, then I'll hope on and answer.

Mr. Goat
02-22-2010, 01:20 PM
Sweet WIGGLES!

My first question is who's your favorite redhead! :love:

smiley
02-22-2010, 01:30 PM
my question...

if you and Bullet were in a battle against each other on COD...who'd win? against Lazzlo? against Darkweb?

MP
02-22-2010, 01:37 PM
my question...

if you and Bullet were in a battle against each other on COD...who'd win? against Lazzlo? against Darkweb?

Hm one on one COD matches, sounds like fun!

Mr. Goat
02-22-2010, 01:39 PM
Hm one on one COD matches, sounds like fun!

It would be fun but at the end of the day Thermal Snipers Bullet and Lazzlo would just camp and snipe... very anti climatic!

smiley
02-22-2010, 01:40 PM
It would be fun but at the end of the day Thermal Snipers Bullet and Lazzlo would just camp and snipe... very anti climatic!

one day a private match with nothing but shotguns and/or knife...all of us (no bratty kids)...

dizmo
02-22-2010, 01:51 PM
11. part time gig u mean?

Footman
02-22-2010, 01:52 PM
Awesome! Looking forward to this :)

webairmetz
02-22-2010, 02:00 PM
eating lunch and waiting

lazzlo
02-22-2010, 02:02 PM
It would be fun but at the end of the day Thermal Snipers Bullet and Lazzlo would just camp and snipe... very anti climatic!
i never camp biotch! i prob got the most miles then any of you!

LAJ
02-22-2010, 02:15 PM
Coolness... looking forward to this!

tommyschlong
02-22-2010, 02:31 PM
very good choice...

looking forward to the responses

KRM
02-22-2010, 02:33 PM
Hmmm, No questions about his young days as a gay male escort on the streets of Toronto. Damn softball questions. Should be good though.

яochard
02-22-2010, 02:55 PM
Hmmm, No questions about his young days as a gay male escort on the streets of Toronto. Damn softball questions. Should be good though.

I failed to uncover that when doing my undercover invesigating reporting. Tell me more about this period of your life you spend with him.

PMC
02-22-2010, 03:02 PM
1. Is it true that your a cheap bastard?

Yes I am. I think I got that from my father. It has proven to be very beneficial though because my wife cannot manage money at all. If it wasn't for me being cheap we would have been bankrupted long ago. I never buy anything for myself except for food. If I want something, which is extremely rare, I ask for it at Christmas or my birthday. The only thing I will buy for myself is Call of Duty games and to renew my Xbox Live membership. Other than that all my money goes to bills and necessities of life. My goal is to save up to buy rental properties.

AbulletAway
02-22-2010, 03:10 PM
Wigman!!! Can't wait to read all the details :)

PMC
02-22-2010, 03:16 PM
2. What exactly do you do in adult?

I have dabbled in a lot of things, but currently I focus on blogging. When I first started in this business I didn`t know anything. I started out spamming forums for banner clicks. I did all pay per click style promoting. When I returned to adult (I`ll get back to that in a few questions) I did gallery submitting and did fairly well with that. I hated submitting galleries though because I sucked ass at design. I then built my first TGP which ran for awhile but ended up giving up on that after numerous problems with trade scripts and losing all my trades and traffic.

I was close to giving up on everything and nick3131 gave me some free advice on Adwords promoting celebrity sex tapes from JuicyBucks and it ended up making me a ton of cash. I ended up promoting them for roughly a year and a half doing PPC. I was spending about $50 a month on adwords and getting 1-3 sales per day with only about 40 clicks per day. I averaged a 1:20 rato with them that entire time. Eventually google changed some of their ad policies and my cost per click went from $0.07 Ú click to $1.50 / click and it wasn't even worth it to do it anymore.

At this time sig whoring was pretty popular as well so I managed to find a sweet deal and was making $1200-1400 / month doing something I was doing anyway. That + my PPC allowed me to pay off all my bills, purchase my house and support myself while I worked a shitty customer service job.

Both those things ended eventually and I started with blogging, though only with a couple blogs. I wasn't generating a lot of traffic but conversions were crazy. My main blog was doing 700 uniques a day and making $1000+. I also started my offline career at that time and was making a nice wage, so online got put on hold.

I am pretty much starting from scratch again, focusing on blogs right now. I swear I have worked more now then I did in my last like 5 years of online and haven't made even 10%. The industry has really changed.


I know the question was what I do right now, but I felt a progression would be a better answer.

PMC
02-22-2010, 03:19 PM
I need to go grab something at the grocery store I forgot so my wife can make some chili. Be back shortly with more answers.

PMC
02-22-2010, 03:45 PM
3. When you started in adult, did you really have your friend cash your checks and split the profits with him because you didn't want your mommy to know?

Hahaha sort of. I started in this business when I was about 16. Yes I lied about my age when signign up to programs, but I didn't care. As soon as I got the internet I was thinking about ideas how to make money from it. I signed up to Xpics and thats when I started by banner spamming. I spammed Bianca's Chat Shack and made a fucking ton. I lived with my mom and my grandmother as my parents divorced when I was young. I knew Xpics said just that when they arrived and I knew I would immediately be caught doing it. I was telling a friend about it and he said I could send the cheques to his house but he wanted a cut. I was a nice guy so I said he could have half. At the time we started I wasn't making too much. Later on I started making a ton and regreted offering 50% but I upheld my end of the bargain. He would come to school and give me my cheque. I would go to the bank after school and cash it and give him the money the next day. A lot of people thought we were dealing drugs haha.

PMC
02-22-2010, 03:56 PM
4. Why did you quit adult because you thought it was "too unstable"?

I quit adult in about 1999 or close to that. I was promoting Xpics heavily with their pay per click. At this time I didn't know ANY other webmasters at all. I didn't know of any communities of webmasters or anything. I had never even heard of TGP's or galleries etc. Internet was still pretty new at the time, most people I knew didn't have it and these were the days of dial up internet. When I saw sites advertising $30 PPS I thought it was a scam. I thought someone that would pay $30 to look at some pics at super slow speeds was unheard of. Any webmaster site I used to see were banner farms and Babylon X ads. Xpics announced it was bankrupt when they owed me the largest monthly sum I had achieved. It was roughly 15k. I was so excited at this time, I was 17 and waiting for a $15k cheque that would never end up coming. My hopes and dreams of getting rich off the net ended. I had no faith in porn sites online any longer. i figured most were scams and the rest would just end up going belly up as well. So I quit until 2003 when I was chatting with someone on irc that promoted porn and showed me a different approach as well as introduced me to GFY.

PMC
02-22-2010, 04:03 PM
5. Why do you not attend shows? Are you anti social or have a bad acne problem?

I would love to attend shows, sadly I cannot afford it. For the most part I have been a part timer online, and never really saw a benefit to attending. I also live north of toronto, so the cost of getting to most shows is a hefty sum due to airfare. I would have to in most cases drive to Toronto just to get a flight to any major U.S. cities. My wife also HATED me working online for years. She was a hypocrit about it, she didn't mind it when the money would be a benefit to her, but other than that she would just claim I was sitting jerking off all day on the net. It caused a lot of problems between us. I was going to attend a GFY christmas party in Toronto a few years back with another webmaster that I know locally, but my wife had a huge problem with it. It ended up in a huge fight and so that never happened. I hope to be able to attend a show in Miami in 2011 if my work pays off :)

smiley
02-22-2010, 04:05 PM
loving this...

PMC
02-22-2010, 04:07 PM
6. Recently Top Bucks went gunning after one of the illegal tube companies. How do you feel about this?

I think it is great! I really hope other companies follow suit. Will it be successful? Doubt it. In the real world, society doesn't seem to care about the rights of people in porn or porn copyright infringement. I know for a fact tubes are here to stay, they are the new TGP. I just hope we can get the ones hosting full vidoes to be taken down. Its a new age for porn, people need to get used to it or they will die out if they don't change with it.

PMC
02-22-2010, 04:13 PM
7. Has anyone helped you in adult?

A few people have helped me in adult over the years. A guy who's adult nick I forget (the guy from the irc channel) re-introduced me to adult and explained a lot of things to be back in like 2003. He quit adult and went 100% mainstream, unfortunately I lost contact with him. Nader (former owner of nichepay) gave me some good advise over the years, he also sponsored my epass account. Jdoughs (a former local webmaster to me) taught me tons about SEO and gave me some grey hat methods that helped me make a ton of cash. Last but not least is the Medium Pimpin crew who created an awesome board and with points helped me purchase tons of software (LO, BO, a link list script, tons of domains) as well welcomed me like no other board had. This place feels like a home to me :)

PMC
02-22-2010, 04:13 PM
I have to go pick up my son from school now. I'll be back later to answer more.

John-ACWM
02-22-2010, 04:32 PM
Loving it.It's like waiting for the next episode of Dexter :)

smiley
02-22-2010, 04:58 PM
i love these interviews...

lunchtime...cant wait to continue reading Wiggles

born2blog
02-22-2010, 05:05 PM
Great interview so far Wiggles!

lazzlo
02-22-2010, 05:23 PM
so far so good!

PMC
02-22-2010, 10:55 PM
sorry wasn't feeling good after dinner tonight. back to the questions!

PMC
02-22-2010, 10:59 PM
8. Who do you consider your friends in the adult industry?

I guess my first friends in the biz were jdoughs and Yngwie, both from same city as me. After that I would say a lot of people on Medium Pimpin. Mailman, MP, Abulletaway, Xclusive, Smiley, Neighbour, aico, Lace, Darkweb, lazzlo, Jact, Lady Mischief etc. Pretty much anyone that plays Modern Warfare 2 on a regular basis or the past Call of Duty games.

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:02 PM
9. Do you own a fleshlight? If you do, do you use it in the shower with warm water? If you don't have one, would you like one?

haha no I do not have a fleshlight, though I tried pretty hard to win one on GFY one time. I would definitely like one, but more for curiousity. I think it would feel weird to use it. Then again maybe I would love it, its one of those things I wish I had when I was like 12 and was jerking off like 20x a day haha.

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:08 PM
10. If you weren't married.... Who in the adult industry would you like to have sex with?

oh man thats a dangerous question. well xclusive and lazzlo for sure ;) Not sure if you mean webmasters or model specific so I will answer both. So many models to choose from but one that I really like is Dawson Miller. She is damn hot and has an awesome personality. Webmaster wise I can only go by this board because I don't hang out anywhere else. Cyndalie and Michelle are both little cuties :)

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:11 PM
11. Do you work full time in adult, or is this a full time gig?

I have been part time in adult since I started. I have only just recently gone fulltime but it was kind of forced on me because I got laid off. I want to work for myself though and this I think was a perfect opportunity for it. In the past I am glad I did not go fulltime, because many of the methods of promotion I used in the past disappeared due to changes in policy by google, places like hubpages etc. I went from making thousands for awhile, then to nothing out of the blue because someone like google adwords changed their calculation method. I am taking a much safer route this time, not solely based on anything but my own work ethic.

Footman
02-22-2010, 11:18 PM
Great stuff man :)

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:21 PM
12. Explain how you first got into adult....

I first got into adult back in 97 or 98, memory gets foggy about exact date as years go by. I always wanted to make money on the internet, and I eventually found a webmasters link at some point while looking for pay per click banner ads and signed up to a few programs. Xpics ended up paying the most and I found a spam techique that worked well for it. I tried a few others and they didn't end up paying. As I mentioned before, Xpics went under owing me a ton and I quit around 99. I returned in 2003 after seeing that online had changed and there was webmaster communities now. I have tried mainstream, but nothing pays like adult does in my opinion and I find seo is a lot easier in adult.

Aišo
02-22-2010, 11:24 PM
Great interview so far.

Mr. Goat
02-22-2010, 11:26 PM
So many models to choose from but one that I really like is Dawson Miller. She is damn hot and has an awesome personality.

Did you ever see the video about her and her site?

http://www.outsidebutinporn.com/2009/02/would-you-hire-me.html

only copy of it I can find is on her blog, note the video on the right side.

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:33 PM
13. If you had the chance to start from scratch in the adult industry with one million bucks in start up money, what would you do?

That's a good question actually and I must say I don't really know. I don't know much about this field, but if I had $1 million I may just become a billing processor. I have no clue what the start up costs would be, but I have an acquaintance extremely high up in Visa so I may be able to get stuff moving easier than others.

DonovanTrent
02-22-2010, 11:35 PM
Did you ever see the video about her and her site?

http://www.outsidebutinporn.com/2009/02/would-you-hire-me.html

only copy of it I can find is on her blog, note the video on the right side.

Let me guess... Jesus got lost again and she found him.

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:35 PM
Did you ever see the video about her and her site?

http://www.outsidebutinporn.com/2009/02/would-you-hire-me.html

only copy of it I can find is on her blog, note the video on the right side.

you just made me cry :(

did Mutt own that site?

Alienq
02-22-2010, 11:44 PM
Wiggles you are one cool mother fucker:)

Props to your honest answer's about your beginnings:)
Back in yer day I hope you enjoyed SexRoulette and the SeXMuseum and the XPICS sites. I am the guy that designed them by the way:)

Ya mention about not getting that 15K check, and I can tell you alot of people at XPICS that worked thier were kept in the dark about the banking and finance situation. One thing I did know that not many others did was they were burning through merchant accounts daily. DAILY.

Hell even Shap was there at the time you are speaking of and the amount of money being made by webmaster's was insane.

I occasionally thought to myself how long can this shit sustain because the numbers were so fucking disgusting.

Anyways carry on man:)

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:44 PM
14. What does your wife think about what you do in adult? Does she even know?

Yeah she has known all along, I started just when we met pretty much. My wife HATED it at the start, she just saw it as me jerking off at the computer all day, despite the fact she watched me work everyday since I was in the livingroom. She didn't have a problem with it when she wanted to buy something though, which pissed me off royally. We had a lot of fights about this, but we needed the money, I couldn't just leave it on the table.

Eventually she became more comfortable with it, and has actually sat down with me and helped me write descriptions for blog posts. She is not like she was before about it thank god. My only problem now is getting her to give me time to do work, and not constantly interupt me every ten minutes.

PMC
02-22-2010, 11:58 PM
15. Do you make more money online or offline?

When I was doing my PPC + sigwhoring + my blog I was making more online than offline, but my online required so little time for updates that I kept my crappy day job anyway so I could make even more. I did try new things to expand, review sites etc but they were more a seo learning process. When my I started my career 2 years ago I was making a lot more offline up until I was laid off at the beginning of this year. I am on unemployment right now and as I stated basically starting from scratch and rebuilding from the ground up. I have saved up a few months of income in case I haven't hit my required income level before unemployment kicks out, but I should. Better be safe than sorry though.

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:04 AM
Rochard: And while I'm at it, why is your handle "Wiggles"???

When I first returned in 2003 I was thinking about a name for a site and wanted a crazy type name. I decided at the time I was going to create a site called 'Wiggles House of Porn'. When I joined webmaster boards I needed to think up a nickname. I had always gone by different nick's on irc and my main one was Citizen-X because I thought it sounded bad ass. It is also the name given to the first Russian Serial Killer, who also happened to rape and murder young children, so i thought that might be a bad choice for a porn nickname. So I decided on Wiggles, to then discover a year later when my son is born that their is a famous Australian kids group called the same name. I had the name long enough though that people knew me by it and I thought it was rather funny, so I kept it.

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:06 AM
My question: Does xbox make you poo?

haha it seems that way doesn't it. Usually I am pretty beat around 7:30pm by the time I put the kids to bed. I sometimes make myself a coffee, sadly the side effects for coffee for me are having to take a dump within 30 minutes of finishing my cup.

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:08 AM
Sweet WIGGLES!

My first question is who's your favorite redhead! :love:

I honestly don't have one, I am super picky about my redheads. They have to be real redheads and I LOVE when the carpets match the curtains and I HATE when they shave their pubes all off. I liked Lindsey Lohan until she became a train wreck.

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:12 AM
my question...

if you and Bullet were in a battle against each other on COD...who'd win? against Lazzlo? against Darkweb?

I am not sure with Bullet, he was better than i was in World at War, but since we starting playing Modern Warfare 2 he is always lagging it seems. At least in respect to my connection. I always see him in the red for connection. I would have to play him when both of us have a good connection to make a true determination, maybe his dead modem was the reason for it.

I know I can beat lazzlo :)

There is a chance Darkweb could get me. It would be after I finished a 40oz of Whiskey, while playing with one hand as I masterbate to pictures of his wife at the same time. Then maybe, just maybe, if them moon is in the right correclation with earth, he may have a chance of getting one kill on me ;)

AutumnSeave
02-23-2010, 12:13 AM
Great interview Wiggles. Your current ongoing project is an inspiration so it is great to learn more about you. :)

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:15 AM
Hmmm, No questions about his young days as a gay male escort on the streets of Toronto. Damn softball questions. Should be good though.

I remember meeting Xclusive back in my days walking the mean streets of Toronto. Xclusive pulled up and offered me a lot of cash to go to his hotel room. I got there and he stripped naked and I laughed about his tiny dick. The he asked me to fuck him like a black man. I got a bit weirded out though and he asked if I could just do some cock docking with him, it was hot!

iggysick
02-23-2010, 12:28 AM
I remember meeting Xclusive back in my days walking the mean streets of Toronto. Xclusive pulled up and offered me a lot of cash to go to his hotel room. I got there and he stripped naked and I laughed about his tiny dick. The he asked me to fuck him like a black man. I got a bit weirded out though and he asked if I could just do some cock docking with him, it was hot!

Good story for a blog lol

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:57 AM
oh btw feel free to ask more questions, or for more detail if you want on any of my answers.

яochard
02-23-2010, 01:08 AM
oh btw feel free to ask more questions, or for more detail if you want on any of my answers.

How big?

яochard
02-23-2010, 01:09 AM
And while I'm at it....

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

PMC
02-23-2010, 01:19 AM
How big?

6 inches, but I am above average on girth, though don`t recall that exact measurement anymore

PMC
02-23-2010, 01:19 AM
And while I'm at it....

What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

the letter m :)

the Shemp
02-23-2010, 06:52 AM
cool interview :)

XxXotic
02-23-2010, 07:30 AM
:woot:

_LB_
02-23-2010, 09:13 AM
Love to read interviews like this. Really gives an insight into the people behind the handles :)

lazzlo
02-23-2010, 09:54 AM
I am not sure with Bullet, he was better than i was in World at War, but since we starting playing Modern Warfare 2 he is always lagging it seems. At least in respect to my connection. I always see him in the red for connection. I would have to play him when both of us have a good connection to make a true determination, maybe his dead modem was the reason for it.

I know I can beat lazzlo :)

There is a chance Darkweb could get me. It would be after I finished a 40oz of Whiskey, while playing with one hand as I masterbate to pictures of his wife at the same time. Then maybe, just maybe, if them moon is in the right correclation with earth, he may have a chance of getting one kill on me ;)

odd time! tuber bastage!

PMC
02-23-2010, 10:10 AM
odd time! tuber bastage!

I don't use tubes, don't even have them unlocked on any guns

Panky
02-23-2010, 10:14 AM
Good job on the interview Wiggles!

lazzlo
02-23-2010, 10:23 AM
I don't use tubes, don't even have them unlocked on any guns

Well u used too, dont say u havent, ive seen it!

PMC
02-23-2010, 10:24 AM
Well u used too, dont say u havent, ive seen it!

I did in WAW, did you play that with us?

lazzlo
02-23-2010, 10:30 AM
I did in WAW, did you play that with us?
no, but when mw2 first came out, you tubed me in a free for all. anyways i'm better then you, don't hate!

PMC
02-23-2010, 10:33 AM
no, but when mw2 first came out, you tubed me in a free for all. anyways i'm better then you, don't hate!

oh maybe, i tubed to get the 25 kills to unlock the challenge, then i took it off.

Footman
02-23-2010, 10:56 AM
?? Why the name "Wiggles" ??

I sure hope I'm not going to regret asking this... lol

PMC
02-23-2010, 10:57 AM
?? Why the name "Wiggles" ??

I sure hope I'm not going to regret asking this... lol

answer is around bottom of first page :)

lazzlo
02-23-2010, 12:13 PM
Will you submit a photo for the interviews spot on the board so we can finally see what you look like?

PMC
02-23-2010, 12:19 PM
Will you submit a photo for the interviews spot on the board so we can finally see what you look like?

Id rather not, just because it could be detrimental to future employment if going fulltime doesn't work out.

smiley
02-23-2010, 12:19 PM
http://www.newsensations.com/_images/smiley/crowd.gifhttp://www.newsensations.com/_images/smiley/crowd.gif

webairmetz
02-23-2010, 04:24 PM
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Im changing my xbox name to Captain Feathersword cause hes badass. Wiggles anyone?:fsm:

PMC
02-23-2010, 04:34 PM
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Im changing my xbox name to Captain Feathersword cause hes badass. Wiggles anyone?:fsm:

Lol awesome!

lazzlo
02-23-2010, 04:45 PM
that vid is nuts!

webairmetz
02-23-2010, 05:02 PM
I watched enough of the wiggles stuff with my kids to drive a man crazy

DonovanTrent
02-23-2010, 08:17 PM
You know, I firmly held to the belief that if you're gay, you're just born that way. But after watching that video, I'm starting to think that outside influences could turn a child...





j/k

ShiftyEyedBstrd
02-23-2010, 08:41 PM
Nice 1 mang.