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mOrrI
12-11-2008, 07:35 AM
A Fairy Tale
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,

'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband,' said the wife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment and said, 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof ....

The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember...Fairies are female.

:iorofl:

concierge!
12-11-2008, 07:48 AM
:lol1:

I had a similar fairy situation once. My penis stayed the same size but I have tiny T-rex arms now. :(