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PMC
09-27-2008, 11:40 PM
I was shaving my head in the shower and I must have nicked my earlobe and not noticed until all these drops of blood started pouring down my chest. Fuck earlobes bleed alot, and the fucker won't stop..got some toilet paper on it now hoping it will clot.

lazzlo
09-28-2008, 12:02 AM
doh!

SeanHart
09-28-2008, 12:03 AM
Switch to electric, it's waaay better!

Toby
09-28-2008, 12:04 AM
To steal a Jesse Ventura line from Predator, "I ain't got time to bleed!"

PMC
09-28-2008, 12:15 AM
Switch to electric, it's waaay better!

doesn't give a close enough shave

NinjaSteve
09-28-2008, 03:15 AM
You should use something other than TP maybe.

facialfreak
09-28-2008, 03:31 AM
A few drops of crazy glue will seal that real fast (an old sports medicine trick - I have a friend who is a doctor for the Hershey Bears).

The human body sheds skin frequent enough that the glue will fall off in a few days time ..

But I hope you are not still bleeding by now ...... :corky:

KRM
09-28-2008, 03:59 AM
Use a bigger tampon. I'm just reading thread titles right now so I assume you're on your period and your cooter is to loose for regular tampons.

PMC
09-28-2008, 09:27 AM
it bled for 3 fucking hours, its hard to see it but I think i grazed a layer of skin off, so no skin to heal on top.

DarkWeb
09-28-2008, 11:11 AM
A few drops of crazy glue will seal that real fast (an old sports medicine trick - I have a friend who is a doctor for the Hershey Bears).

The human body sheds skin frequent enough that the glue will fall off in a few days time ..

But I hope you are not still bleeding by now ...... :corky:

That's actually what it was invented for :)

StuartD
09-28-2008, 11:19 AM
I sliced off my fingertip a little while ago while shaving in the shower. I didn't even know until I saw the dripping.

PurrsianPussyKat
09-28-2008, 12:03 PM
Glad you got it under control wiggles. Nothing scarier than leaking blood.

digifan
09-28-2008, 12:54 PM
The classy scene.. the shower, lots of blood or a deal girl... terrible.

Seven888
09-28-2008, 02:00 PM
Damn.. next time, staples man.. staples ;)

Footman
09-28-2008, 02:32 PM
I was shaving my head in the shower and I must have nicked my earlobe and not noticed until all these drops of blood started pouring down my chest. Fuck earlobes bleed alot, and the fucker won't stop..got some toilet paper on it now hoping it will clot.

I feel your pain dude. I shave my head and when you nic or cut it it bleeds like a sieve. I've nicked the earlobe before also and aside from being like "WTF, I cut my ear?" it bleeds for what seems like forever.

Clam
09-28-2008, 02:35 PM
A few drops of crazy glue will seal that real fast (an old sports medicine trick - I have a friend who is a doctor for the Hershey Bears).

The human body sheds skin frequent enough that the glue will fall off in a few days time ..

But I hope you are not still bleeding by now ...... :corky:

That's a great tip. I used to give myself fake callouses when I was first learning to play guitar. Keeps the fingers from bleeding until you build up natural ones...

Just be sure you don't glue parts of yourself together. That sucks.

Footman
09-28-2008, 02:52 PM
Just be sure you don't glue parts of yourself together. That sucks.

... or your ear to your head.

Angel
09-28-2008, 03:23 PM
... or your ear to your head.

:rofl:

SeanHart
10-01-2008, 10:47 PM
doesn't give a close enough shave

Norelco does. It takes only five minutes.

voanoa
10-01-2008, 11:31 PM
That its pretty bad man, next time be more careful with that

AriGold
10-02-2008, 01:42 AM
Use a bigger tampon. I'm just reading thread titles right now so I assume you're on your period and your cooter is to loose for regular tampons.

BAHAHAHAHA!!!

Thomas1007
10-02-2008, 02:22 AM
... or your ear to your head.

rofl now that would suck.
glad your ok wiggles.

clubvin
10-02-2008, 05:24 AM
you are also accident prone like me. i have shifted to electric, it is spoiling my skin, but at least i am not bleeding anymore

andrewst
10-02-2008, 05:44 AM
Lucky it wasnt your balls