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AbulletAway
03-02-2004, 11:19 AM
So I'm submitting again and this time I'm cleaning out all the bullshit site that just waste my time. I came across this one. I was reading all the rules just to make sure I have everything in order before I submit to them. Well, after all this shit below I enter the info to submit. I hit the submit button and I'm banned. Why? I don't know? I don't even care. I just want everyone to know that they can blow me.

I really appreciated reading that fucking book and taking the time out of my busy schedule just to get banned. I'm sure, I deserved it though. I'm sorry but when I come to site that has so many rules you have to fucking scroll down to read them all, well, I normally make it through about the first 5 or 6 and then say fuck it. If I don't comply to some rule on page fucking two then oh well. But today I thought it would be fun to read every rule on all the sites that have books for rules. Needless to say I have been submitting galleries for about 3 hours now because damn there’s been a lot to read..

I love this, the new "easy to follow" rules. That's classic. That's like saying war and peace is a quick read.

THE NEW "Easy to Follow" RULES FOR SUBMITTING:
Absolute NO child porn, NO bestiality or rape pictures! A submission of such a crap will give you the entry to our blacklist at ONCE and we'll inform the authorities!
NO consoles, pop ups, back button manipulation or major blind links.
Thumbnails must link to the larger picture, NOT to html-pages.
A minimum of 10 clear and easy to find thumbnails are needed on your gallery.
NO blind linked thumbnails.
NEVER change galleries after submitting them.
NOT more than 1 sponsor banner or text link for each 5 thumbnails.
NO button farms, a maximum of 4 buttons (this is including our reciprocal button) to other TGP sites.
Do NOT submit the same gallery more than once a month.
NO numeric IPs.
IMPORTANT: Use ONE name and ONE e-mail address for all your submissions, no matter how many domains you use for your galleries!
We are sorry that we have to add this, but we are tired of all those cheaters out there. We represent a couple of sites (you might know some of them, others you don't know) with about 200,000 to 250,000 daily visitors and we keep growing. We share our blacklist between ALL our sites. Rule # 11 tells you that you MUST use ONE name and ONE e-mail address for all your submissions! We (with the help of our spider and a few other features we don't provide here) check this and we will add all your domains to our blacklist at once, if you think rule # 11 is for everyone BUT you. Please don't contact us telling: "Please check the whois info, that is not my domain". You can cheat many TGP sites with fake whois information, you can also try to cheat us, but don't send us a whining mail after all domains you used for submitting reached our blacklists. It also might be NO good idea to take a new block of domains and start using those. You can ask a few of your cheating friends how fast those reach our blacklists too. You can e-mail us and hope that we like your galleries. This and the information your account shows might make it possible (even if this happens seldom) that you can submit galleries again, following all rules exactly from then on.

NEW: A maximum of 2 galleries per webmaster each day. Interested in submitting more than 2 galleries each day? If you create high quality galleries and use your own server (no free hosted domains) you can send us five gallery examples you already submitted to us. Send them using THIS FORM and we will contact you within 48 hours. If we weight your galleries "high quality" and give you a trusted webmaster account, your galleries will get a higher listing position and you are able to submit more than 2 galleries each day!
Do NOT hot-link our buttons, download them to your server and serve them from there, link to http://www.fetish-index.com .
The reciprocal link is required if you link to other TGPs, we also accept clean galleries without any reciprocal (clean galleries will be posted only if you have your own server and pay for your bandwidth!).
NO "next" or "next gallery" links, no "main page" or other misleading text links.
Please choose the correct category for your gallery.
Do NOT use a submitting program cause...
- the programs don't update category changes regularly.
- users don't care about rules and rule changes.
- many users SPAM TGP sites with 10 or more galleries daily.
- you show us that you don't care much about the listing; why should we?
- often you won't even recognize that you are blacklisted.
- we will blacklist you.
Finally, submitting a gallery does NOT guarantee a listing position. We reserve the right to decline any gallery for any reason.
TIP!!! Remember that sometimes less is more ;-). A clean and high quality gallery with one or two sponsor links will attract the surfers much more than a gallery where the thumbs and pictures are hard to find! Also read: Some thoughts about galleries - Click here

madabad
03-02-2004, 12:20 PM
Did you read "Also read: Some thoughts about galleries - Click here". :D

Dario
03-02-2004, 01:26 PM
hot damn, I actually read all that =(

Berg.the.Red
03-02-2004, 01:57 PM
pretty standard rules actually. they're just a little more "verbal" about it.

... and ... IIRC 200k/day doesn't exactly make them an 800 pound gorilla does it ?? ...

virux
03-02-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Berg.the.Red
pretty standard rules actually. they're just a little more "verbal" about it.

... and ... IIRC 200k/day doesn't exactly make them an 800 pound gorilla does it ?? ...


? don't get it... where did the gorilla come out?

StuartD
03-02-2004, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by natkejs
hot damn, I actually read all that =(

I didn't.

milhouse
03-02-2004, 06:02 PM
That sucks Bullet...like you said...screw 'em!

porncargo
03-02-2004, 06:09 PM
there's plenty tgps out there, unless that a huge ass tgp, fuck them..

Berg.the.Red
03-02-2004, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by virux
? don't get it... where did the gorilla come out?
old joke: where does an 800 pound gorilla sit ? any place he wants to ...

200K/day doesn't really seem large enough in my book to be sending down the "10 commandments" of TGP gallery building or submitting.

tranza
03-02-2004, 08:28 PM
1 external link for each 5 thumbs...

Well, lets do the math: 20 thumbs in the gallery, 4 return links to TGP... That leaves me what??? No space for the sponsor link.... WTF???

The rules on some TGPs are just getting ridiculous....

Berg.the.Red
03-03-2004, 12:13 AM
actually --that was the reasonable part. i read that as: 1 banner/text link per 5 thumbs. and a max of 4 recip buttons. i'm guessin' the button/recip count doesn't count against the banner/text link count.

Fluid
03-03-2004, 04:01 AM
Last week I had a 100k day, and 3 rules.
I can't wait to break 200k so I can print a 30 page manual to mail to all the submitters :)

AbulletAway
03-03-2004, 04:19 AM
I'm still working on my list for that day. It will be the greatest list of rules ever compiled!!! :)

Berg.the.Red
03-03-2004, 04:40 AM
nahh Fluid: make it a PDF so if they don't have acrobat, they'll have to download it. or make it require the new ver. 6 --damn thing takes F O R E V E R to fire up initially.

AbulletAway
03-03-2004, 04:49 AM
Originally posted by madabad
Did you read "Also read: Some thoughts about galleries - Click here". :D


Well no. I only wrote rants, I don't read them. :D