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AriGold
08-02-2008, 06:22 PM
Ok, so it was my little sisters 18th birthday party last night... and a good night was had by all...

I started the evening with a few Jeiger bombs, following it up with some CC + Dry... usually I am a drinking machine! but I've been quite sick with the flu so have been on Sudafed (practially speed) and as I kept drinking it all fucked me up!

So during the course of the night my mums friend started flirting with me.... My mum is 45.... Im 24, I have no idea how old this friend it, but I would guess around 40.... so we start making out... and one thing leads to another... and I fuck my mums friend. She is pretty fit, being a physiotherapist, so I gave her a good morning quicky as well.... now she is about 3ft away from me wondering what Im typing about! :D

I cant post pics now cause... well... that would be awkward, but they will come :)

Fuck me.... what a night...

Baxter
08-02-2008, 06:25 PM
woot...

volante
08-02-2008, 06:28 PM
This'll be good :D

Tim
08-02-2008, 06:31 PM
Good work - look forward to pics :eek3:

Thomas1007
08-02-2008, 06:31 PM
nothing wrong with that.
mums need love too lol
:lol1:

Mike Semen
08-02-2008, 06:57 PM
lol! Good work son!

AriGold
08-02-2008, 07:00 PM
Well she's gone now... fuck that was awkward!! Now I have to look my mum in the face without pissing myself laughing!! Bahaha!!! Pics will come when I can get them off the camera... there is a tad of cleaning up to do this morning! :)

Murloc
08-02-2008, 07:06 PM
True reality porn, hehe

AriGold
08-02-2008, 07:28 PM
Ok, I just had a chat with my mum... her friend is 46!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SicOne
08-02-2008, 07:29 PM
Jager always leads to interesting nights for me too

DarkWeb
08-02-2008, 07:34 PM
LOL Good Times!!!!

PMC
08-02-2008, 08:18 PM
does your mom know you nailed her friend?

AriGold
08-02-2008, 08:25 PM
does your mom know you nailed her friend?

She saw us making out all night (which now being sober is kinda making mu stomach turn) and then make out way to my room... and she told me I was an ass this morning... so I think she has pieced it together! :D

Clam
08-02-2008, 08:46 PM
Dude, you rule!

camalot
08-02-2008, 09:05 PM
This thread needs pics!

facialfreak
08-02-2008, 09:38 PM
STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON

Reppy
08-02-2008, 09:50 PM
It's the beginning of the end.

AriGold
08-02-2008, 10:21 PM
It's the beginning of the end.

Haha... so true... I went from doing a teenager that I was married to, to doing a 46 year old mother of 4! But now I have ticked that one off my list Im back to the teenagers... I promise! ;)

And Reppy, you know that I will screw almost anyone that lets me (that has a vagina) :D

Footman
08-02-2008, 10:27 PM
46 is NOT old.


did you like it?

Reppy
08-02-2008, 10:39 PM
Haha... so true... I went from doing a teenager that I was married to, to doing a 46 year old mother of 4! But now I have ticked that one off my list Im back to the teenagers... I promise! ;)

And Reppy, you know that I will screw almost anyone that lets me (that has a vagina) :D

Now you sound like a dirty old man!

But what happens now? Is 46 year old a clingy bitch? Will there be moments of awkward silence when she visits?

You're supposed to do these things on the sly! :no:

Phone on silent/vibrate and all that shit!

Have you learned nothing I've taught you!

:D

Footman
08-02-2008, 10:40 PM
46 is NOT old!

AriGold
08-02-2008, 10:41 PM
46 is NOT old.


did you like it?

No, its not old... but relative to my age, and considering she is the same age as my mum :D

And yeah, she was not bad... had better, she wasn't as Jedi as I thought, but any sex is better than no sex!

MP
08-02-2008, 10:42 PM
Fuck yea man, that's the shit right there!

Footman
08-02-2008, 10:54 PM
You youngins are sooooooo picky :D

AriGold
08-02-2008, 10:56 PM
Now you sound like a dirty old man!

But what happens now? Is 46 year old a clingy bitch? Will there be moments of awkward silence when she visits?

You're supposed to do these things on the sly! :no:

Phone on silent/vibrate and all that shit!

Have you learned nothing I've taught you!

:D

Haha... nah, I think she has a boyfriend! :D And yes... there will definitely be awkward moments, thats a given.

And as for on the sly... I was completely smashed and at a party! Haha... there was nothing on the down low about it :P But I will endevour to be more careful in the future!

And here are the photos... this is as saucy as it will get... by the time we got to the bedroom my dick was about all I could operate! :P

Toby
08-03-2008, 12:01 AM
...she told me I was an ass this morning...

I think I'm going to agree with your Mum on this one.

AriGold
08-03-2008, 12:11 AM
I think I'm going to agree with your Mum on this one.

Hahaha... so do I! :)

Reppy
08-03-2008, 12:11 AM
I think I'm going to agree with your Mum on this one.

You share something in common with his mum.

You want her phone number and email address? ;) :D

But seriously, my wife agrees with Toby and his mum. But I'm not about to share my wife's phone number and email address with Toby.

PMC
08-03-2008, 02:56 AM
my mom would of never spoken to me again if I did that lol

Tim
08-03-2008, 06:13 AM
I hope she doesn't work as a webmaster and check out this board!

AriGold
08-03-2008, 06:42 AM
Bahahaha.... no chance of that!! Though that would be funny... man, I have copped so much shit off my brothers today! :P

SirMoby
08-03-2008, 11:36 AM
You're not an ass. It's not like you fucked one of your Dad's drinking buddies. That would be awkward.

MP
08-03-2008, 12:51 PM
She's Hot!

SicOne
08-03-2008, 05:18 PM
She's not bad for 46 at all.

I'd keep her on as a booty call, but be sure to go to her house.

XxXotic
08-03-2008, 06:09 PM
milflicious!

Footman
08-03-2008, 07:29 PM
It's only sex for crying out loud. Mom's friend or not. No big deal. Just chill and enjoy.

Reppy
08-03-2008, 08:16 PM
You're not an ass. It's not like you fucked one of your Dad's drinking buddies. That would be awkward.

I guess you haven't seen the thread he posted last night then. :giggle:

Toby
08-03-2008, 08:22 PM
It's only sex for crying out loud. Mom's friend or not. No big deal. Just chill and enjoy.
In my world (back when I was in my mid-20's) my parents friends were off limits as sexual partners, just a simple matter of respect.

I should also add that Mum's friend is equally disrespectful in this scenario. Friend's sons should be off limits for the same reason.

MattOT
08-04-2008, 06:21 AM
You mother fucker!!! ;)

joeslim
08-06-2008, 01:28 PM
bad images of bumping uglies...