View Full Version : In the year 2036

07-30-2008, 02:36 AM
The asteroid Apophis, 50 million tons of it, may slam into Earth. So you know. It will pass us over Europe in 2029 and if it goes through a 600 meter keyhole in space, it may swing it off course so the next time it goes by Earth it will get us. odds are 1:45,000 according to National Geographic. It won't end Earth, but it's not gonna be fun! It's a mile wide too.

»Rob Content«™
07-30-2008, 02:38 AM
We'll all be wayyyy to old to get a proper erection anyways, so what's the difference

07-30-2008, 02:39 AM
I am sure that by the time it comes around we will be able to just beam it some place else man.

07-30-2008, 02:44 AM
50 millllllllllllllllion tons of iron ore

07-30-2008, 02:44 AM
and alien eggs

07-30-2008, 02:45 AM
Remind me again in 2029. I'll start worrying about it then.

07-30-2008, 04:03 AM
I'll be sixty-eight then. The good years will have been over, so I'm oddly okay with this.

07-30-2008, 04:21 AM
i'll be 61 by then and prolly ready to go :)

07-30-2008, 04:48 AM
We'll all be wayyyy to old to get a proper erection anyways, so what's the difference

Damn. You were our last hope.

We were going to strap you to the front of a rocket and launch you straight at the comet. Your raging hard-on would have penetrated the comet, splitting it, and completely fucking it up. Saving the planet and all of mankind.

And now you tell me that you won't get a proper erection.

We're all doomed!

07-30-2008, 04:49 AM

07-30-2008, 06:54 AM
If that one doesn't get us it is only a matter of time before another one does.

07-30-2008, 07:35 AM
odds are 1:45,000 I am going to put a bet on !!!! ;)

07-30-2008, 07:44 AM
Oh no, I'm scared :ohnoes:

07-30-2008, 01:42 PM
Hope I'm not dead before then - I just gotta live to see it.

07-30-2008, 02:23 PM
and alien eggs


kind of a scary thought tho. uh...the asteroid, not the alien eggs lol

07-30-2008, 02:52 PM
Um... I'll be 68 and I plan on having a "proper erection" up until the day i'm cremated.

Scotty needs to beam this one up.

07-30-2008, 02:53 PM
I'll be 62 by that time so I just won't care IF I'm even alive by that point. haha

07-30-2008, 04:58 PM
I don't want to hear that!