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MP
05-06-2008, 12:24 AM
And my GF says...

"Hit it like you are giving head"

Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....

lazzlo
05-06-2008, 12:26 AM
and you swallowed it?

A.J. Angel
05-06-2008, 12:27 AM
So... who sucked who? :naughty:

AbulletAway
05-06-2008, 12:27 AM
Is there something you and Seth want to tell us?

MP
05-06-2008, 12:27 AM
Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"

Mailman
05-06-2008, 12:28 AM
And my GF says...

"Hit it like you are giving head"

Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....

Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.

MP
05-06-2008, 12:29 AM
Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.She thinks they are hot!

MarcyM25
05-06-2008, 12:29 AM
Haha that's what I was going to say MM!

Mailman
05-06-2008, 12:31 AM
She thinks they are hot!

So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

Or have you already! :iorun:

AbulletAway
05-06-2008, 12:32 AM
Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"


lmao I fucking hate that man! Nothing ruins it like someone doing that. Having to take a drag and it's all fuckin wet and soggy. ewww.

MP
05-06-2008, 12:33 AM
So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

Or have you already! :iorun:You know the fantasy is better then the reality!

Then again a guy at the gay bar in Key West thought she was a tranny, lol

And the same guy called Johan a lady!

Mailman
05-06-2008, 12:35 AM
You know the fantasy is better then the reality!

Then again a guy at the gay bar in Key West thought she was a tranny, lol

And the same guy called Johan a lady!

LOL... dude.. for johan to be called a lady is one thing but that had to hurt when someone calls the gf a tranny..... well in your case I could see you leaning over and going.. "I WISH... Shes A Chick :(" lol too funny.

PMC
05-06-2008, 07:04 AM
And the same guy called Johan a lady!

hasn't that happened a few times now?

Seven888
05-06-2008, 07:13 AM
Clearly this is the girl for you as she embraces your love for the trannys.

haha well said.. shes a keeper

Mike Semen
05-06-2008, 08:32 AM
lmao I fucking hate that man! Nothing ruins it like someone doing that. Having to take a drag and it's all fuckin wet and soggy. ewww.

Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...

riddler
05-06-2008, 08:34 AM
shit son, dont nigga lip dat shit makin it soggy as a muh fukka

riddler
05-06-2008, 08:34 AM
Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...

joints suck anyways, glass bowl or a bong all the way

DarkWeb
05-06-2008, 08:38 AM
Well someone said don't "xxxxxx lip it"

:lol1: LOL that's the worst

mouse
05-06-2008, 08:42 AM
Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...

learn about, ive been doing it for almost 10 years since we first started smoking. :fight:

Footman
05-06-2008, 08:54 AM
I smoke cigars occasionally... does that count?

mouse
05-06-2008, 08:56 AM
yea if you crack it open, scrap out the tobacco, and fill it with a more potent green filling, if not, then im not sure if it counts or not

kaz
05-06-2008, 10:19 AM
So when are you guys gonna hook it up and run a 3some with a tranny?

Or have you already! :iorun:

That was my exact thought MM. And if they did, I have a feeling his girlfriend was neglected during the entire thing... :xclusive:

Footman
05-06-2008, 10:22 AM
yea if you crack it open, scrap out the tobacco, and fill it with a more potent green filling, if not, then im not sure if it counts or not

That would be one hell of a joint!

PurrsianPussyKat
05-06-2008, 10:52 AM
I think they call that a blunt!

baddog
05-06-2008, 12:48 PM
Thats why you Americans need to learn about cardboard roaches...

Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

Even at the coffee shops.

Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.

MP
05-06-2008, 12:49 PM
Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

Even at the coffee shops.

Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.LOL I agree with ya man!

mouse
05-06-2008, 12:51 PM
Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

Even at the coffee shops.

Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.

its actually not bad!! me and my friends goto a local hookah bar, sheesha only, were on the east coast, but whos to say we cant put a little twist on things once the waiter turns his back? hell he even hits it with us and usually doesnt charge us. we always get double apple sheesha

P.s.

might be a good day to hit that place up, some rare soft blonde, or bubble hash came around here this past weekend

baddog
05-06-2008, 01:02 PM
its actually not bad!! me and my friends goto a local hookah bar, sheesha only, were on the east coast, but whos to say we cant put a little twist on things once the waiter turns his back? hell he even hits it with us and usually doesnt charge us. we always get double apple sheesha

P.s.

might be a good day to hit that place up, some rare soft blonde, or bubble hash came around here this past weekend

Oh yippee, apple flavored tobacco.

If I want a hooka with flavored tobacco I will go to a hooka bar or drive to Glendale and visit one of my Persian friends. I don't fly half way around the world for some dude to tell me how I should smoke my weed.

I find it hilarious that the Euro's feel the need to twist joints the size of a small banana when they could get a lot higher, a lot faster if they would eliminate the bs.

mouse
05-06-2008, 01:42 PM
all i was saying is it isnt that bad. and a little cardboard/cardstock pieve to keep the end opened isnt always a bad thing.

MP
05-06-2008, 01:44 PM
all i was saying is it isnt that bad. and a little cardboard/cardstock pieve to keep the end opened isnt always a bad thing.I tried it with Johan, it's not that bad.

mouse
05-06-2008, 01:50 PM
its just a slim tube shape to keep the mouth piece open, when we roll up a huge one blunt usually i put one in there since the end tends to get welll resinated.

AbulletAway
05-06-2008, 02:26 PM
Nothing ruins a joint more than cardboard . . . .unless it is cardboard with some tobacco tossed in.

Even at the coffee shops.

Me: We want a hooka with weed and hash only please.

Them: Oh no, we must put tobacco in it.

Me: That is like putting milk in your beer.



ok that mad me laugh.

Baxter
05-06-2008, 02:28 PM
and seth says,"you mean like when i swallow or spit?" lol

dimitar
05-06-2008, 07:15 PM
Pass it here :D

USUALENT
05-06-2008, 11:48 PM
And my GF says...

"Hit it like you are giving head"

Seth and I are like umm, uhhh....

someone gonna wet the joint up:(

Toker
05-07-2008, 03:29 AM
.........

NY Jester
05-07-2008, 04:04 AM
and you swallowed it?



Holy shit howd I miss this thread for so long...Lazz that was fuckin perfect reply! :lol1:


on a side note..they still sell papers? LOL

kletoto
05-07-2008, 06:56 AM
Wow ... dangerous joint , what did you give her dude ? lol ... :)