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Baxter
06-27-2003, 02:22 AM
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."
Mr. Goat
06-27-2003, 02:27 AM
:lol1: :rofl: :rotflmao:
Baxter
06-27-2003, 02:38 AM
LOL
Baxter
06-27-2003, 02:38 AM
LOL To funny
Baxter
06-27-2003, 02:39 AM
My Fav...LOL
Mr. Goat
06-27-2003, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Baxter
LOL To funny

hehe
Baxter
06-27-2003, 06:21 AM
i knew there was a reason mailman wasnt in the army :2gay:

lmfao
Angel R.
06-27-2003, 04:09 PM
That was fucking funny... Still crying !
Mr. Goat
06-27-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Baxter
i knew there was a reason mailman wasnt in the army :2gay:

lmfao
Baxter
06-30-2003, 06:05 AM
mailman your so funny
MarcyM25
07-01-2003, 01:55 AM
Kermie
MarcyM25
07-01-2003, 01:59 AM
PMS


Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?
Baxter
07-01-2003, 06:17 AM
hmmm what one would you test drive lol nice ad huh..lol
LottomagicZ4941
02-15-2006, 12:19 PM
Did you hear about the fish that wone the lotto?

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PS Thought of the day if God wanted us to ues the metric system Jesus would have had 10 deciplies:)
Seven888
02-15-2006, 01:18 PM
bahahhaha
EyesWideShut
02-16-2006, 02:00 AM
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."


BAHAHAHAHA And a slap followed!
EyesWideShut
02-16-2006, 02:01 AM
BAHAHAHAHA And a slap followed!


WEll, since we just talked about fart here...

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0164.jpg
Baxter
02-16-2006, 02:24 AM
my new avatar
Lakroze
02-16-2006, 02:36 PM
...,.,
PMC
02-16-2006, 05:33 PM
haha i love all the pics!
Th!nk
02-16-2006, 05:51 PM
hahahahah those pics are extremely hilarious! :D
spideriux
02-16-2006, 06:54 PM
bhahaha :D
sweetylicious
02-16-2006, 11:58 PM
ahahha.. I love the mickey mouse outfit
EyesWideShut
02-17-2006, 01:07 AM
LOL Nice micky mose outfit!
Stacey_JRN
02-17-2006, 01:26 AM
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

that is so funny... im still laughing now...

bwuhahahahahahaa
ms.wild
02-19-2006, 03:49 AM
some funny pics there...lol :D
Baxter
02-19-2006, 04:22 AM
now this is what i call getting some ass..:)
Hollytrust
02-19-2006, 07:32 AM
LOL:)
sexypond
02-19-2006, 01:27 PM
hahahah lol funny pics
Lakroze
02-19-2006, 02:00 PM
really funny thread dudes :D