Funny Shit...LOL

[Baxter]

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

[Mr. Goat]

:lol1: :rofl: :rotflmao:

[Baxter]

LOL

[Baxter]

LOL To funny

[Baxter]

My Fav...LOL

[Mr. Goat]

Originally posted by Baxter
LOL To funny

hehe

[Baxter]

i knew there was a reason mailman wasnt in the army :2gay:

lmfao

[Angel R.]

That was fucking funny... Still crying !

[Mr. Goat]

Originally posted by Baxter
i knew there was a reason mailman wasnt in the army :2gay:

lmfao

[Baxter]

mailman your so funny

[MarcyM25]

Kermie

[MarcyM25]

PMS


Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What did you ask me?

[Baxter]

hmmm what one would you test drive lol nice ad huh..lol

[LottomagicZ4941]

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[Seven888]

bahahhaha

[EyesWideShut]

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."


BAHAHAHAHA And a slap followed!

[EyesWideShut]

BAHAHAHAHA And a slap followed!


WEll, since we just talked about fart here...

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/media/pic_0164.jpg

[Baxter]

my new avatar

[Lakroze]

...,.,

[PMC]

haha i love all the pics!

[Th!nk]

hahahahah those pics are extremely hilarious! :D

[spideriux]

bhahaha :D

[sweetylicious]

ahahha.. I love the mickey mouse outfit

[EyesWideShut]

LOL Nice micky mose outfit!

[Stacey_JRN]

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price."

that is so funny... im still laughing now...

bwuhahahahahahaa

[ms.wild]

some funny pics there...lol :D

[Baxter]

now this is what i call getting some ass..:)

[Hollytrust]

LOL:)

[sexypond]

hahahah lol funny pics

[Lakroze]

really funny thread dudes :D