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princess
06-27-2003, 02:02 AM
Check this place out! it looks wonderful.

I just know you'll do wonderful things with it!

:clap:

Baxter
06-27-2003, 02:03 AM
Welcome Princess...

yes mailman is DA-MAN

Mr. Goat
06-27-2003, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by princess
Check this place out! it looks wonderful.

I just know you'll do wonderful things with it!

:clap:

thanks babe... aswell thanks for the prize donation!


Everyone check out princess resource site..

pretty kick ass if you ask me...

:beer:

princess
06-27-2003, 02:06 AM
thankie mailman hon, I've worked hard on it and I'm not done yet. =)

and it was my pleasure on the prize. I hope it helps you out some.

AbulletAway
01-30-2004, 01:34 AM
Umm? Princess you really should post more. :D

Seven888
01-30-2004, 02:34 AM
Hi there

XxXotic
01-30-2004, 02:34 AM
welcome to MP

Fluid
01-30-2004, 03:15 AM
Welcome to the board Marsha ;)

jact
01-30-2004, 03:17 AM
I hate old threads. Marsha hugged me in Vegas. I cried.

Mr. Goat
01-30-2004, 03:41 AM
Originally posted by jact
I hate old threads. Marsha hugged me in Vegas. I cried.

:lol1: :lol1:

haha yeah we should BAN bullet!

jact
01-30-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by mailman
:lol1: :lol1:

haha yeah we should BAN bullet! That would be wonderful. I hear he loves the cock anyhow.

adamneve
01-30-2004, 08:28 AM
welcome aboard Princess :beer:

Bryan Havoc
01-30-2004, 12:48 PM
Princess, congrats once again ont he Webmaster of the Year award. You rock!

AbulletAway
01-30-2004, 01:59 PM
Originally posted by mailman
:lol1: :lol1:

haha yeah we should BAN bullet!


Well I suppose that would be an option but it would just be so empty with out me. In fact I wrote a song about it, wanna here it? Ok, here it goes...

Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Bullets back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

I created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See Erik no more they want Bullet
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Bullet, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
Hey, you waited this long to stop debating
'Cos I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the airwaves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter into
The front of your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed Stan me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me a signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Posts so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other white posters emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

anamorphosis
01-30-2004, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Baxter
yes mailman is DA-MAN

I totally second that :cool:

anamorphosis
01-30-2004, 06:14 PM
Hello princess !
Welcome ;)

porncargo
01-30-2004, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by AbulletAway
Well I suppose that would be an option but it would just be so empty with out me. In fact I wrote a song about it, wanna here it? Ok, here it goes...

Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who's back, back again
Bullets back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back. guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back

I created a monster, 'cos nobody wants to
See Erik no more they want Bullet
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Bullet, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
Hey, you waited this long to stop debating
'Cos I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready, 'cos this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, you Debbie

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution
Pollutin' the airwaves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me
Well I'm back fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter into
The front of your skin like a splinter
The centre of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
You 36 year old bald headed Stan me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now let's go, just give me a signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seems
Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Posts so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other white posters emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It will be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cos we need a little controversy
'Cos it feels so empty without me
you have way too much free time..