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PurrsianPussyKat
02-03-2004, 03:52 AM
Why computers should be considered masculine:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Why computers should be feminine:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Kush
02-03-2004, 04:40 AM
Female I think ;)

laura99
02-03-2004, 05:10 AM
Is rictor a computer?

cool1
02-03-2004, 07:22 AM
Mine is both

theS2O
02-03-2004, 10:07 AM
femme ;)

Ice
02-03-2004, 11:51 AM
I'll call mine baby so it better be female

kakamaster
02-03-2004, 02:15 PM
ya should name your computer :)

AbulletAway
02-03-2004, 02:55 PM
Great I have a tranny computer now :(

madabad
02-03-2004, 04:08 PM
Not sure but I think mines Bi...:)

porncargo
02-03-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by cool1
Mine is both
shemale?