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MP
12-04-2007, 11:49 AM
And to celebrate that great day, we need a classic!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY&feature=related

djroof
12-04-2007, 11:50 AM
is my nameday too!!!!

Footman
12-04-2007, 11:53 AM
That was painful

Tim
12-04-2007, 12:04 PM
oh not burger boy!

carol.prime
12-04-2007, 12:09 PM
hilarious clip!! lol

Honey
12-04-2007, 01:15 PM
Funnay!!!:giggle:

AbulletAway
12-04-2007, 03:46 PM
My favorite Christmas song.

volante
12-04-2007, 04:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krb2OdQksMc

sassygirl
12-04-2007, 04:23 PM
:rofl:

Looking forward on the upcoming holidays! :)

XxXotic
12-04-2007, 06:10 PM
jesus was born in summer. xmas was moved to december to coincide with the winter solstice in an attempt to get the pagans to convert to christianity :)

XxXotic
12-04-2007, 06:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxpRuRpMUP0

Seven888
12-05-2007, 01:03 AM
lol @ the clip

LAJ
12-05-2007, 01:07 AM
I'd like to find a clip from "full metal jacket" where they sing "Happy birthday to you" ... to Jesus.

PurrsianPussyKat
12-05-2007, 01:08 AM
I'm never ready. lol

PurrsianPussyKat
12-05-2007, 01:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zutuh0YCOqs

voanoa
12-05-2007, 06:56 AM
Yes will be his 2007 birthday :) He geting old

LAJ
12-05-2007, 12:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zutuh0YCOqs

Haha!

Fuck yeah... thanks PurrsianPussyKat!

AbulletAway
12-05-2007, 03:40 PM
You can give your heart to Jesus... But your ASS belogs to the core!

I love that!

Yngwie
12-05-2007, 03:59 PM
for fuck sake! Why do people keep celebrating ny birthday on december 25? Whoever is feeding you all the info about my birth, they are full of shit and have no idea what they're talking about.

I was born on August 16th, I did not part the red sea, I didn't turn water into wine - I turned the water into rum that I got from the liquor store, I did not walk on water - that was just the shrooms I gave to the people that made them hallucinate (idiots)

Also, "god", my father, is NOT some invisible man in the sky. He is actually Norm who lived down the road from Joseph and Mary. While Joseph was gone to work, Norm, my dad, went over to see mary. At that point they fucked like rabbits and Mary, mom, got pregnant.

So since Joseph and Mary were not married and Joseph thought that it was his kid a story had to get made up in order to save their asses. So they said that some invisible man called "god" came down from the sky, impregnated her and it was to be "the savior".

After that they just changed my birthday from August 16th to November 25th many years later so that the stores could cash in on MY fucking day!

Oh, and this satan guy, he's not a bad guy.. He's my uncle for fuck sake. Don't believe the shit that they write about me in the "bible"

it's all a pack of lies made up by a bunch of shroom addicted retards.