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Tony Danza
01-18-2004, 03:51 PM
Can't Touch This
Mc Hammer

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My, my, my music hits me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my Lord"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet
It feels good, when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics (You can't touch this)

Fresh new kicks, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling, hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so fall them back
Let 'em know, that you're too much
And this is a beat, uh, you can't touch

Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)

Give me a song, or rhythm
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Hammer you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 90's to burn
The charts? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit

That's word because you know...

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Hammer time!

Go with the funk, it is said
That if you can't groove to this then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, fun your fingers through your hair
This is it, for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump

Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)

Break it down!Stop, Hammer time!
You can't touch this )
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this


Break it down! (Nice pants, Hammer) Stop, Hammer time!

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making records that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

StuartD
01-18-2004, 03:54 PM
I'm scared.

Mr. Goat
01-18-2004, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
I'm scared.


should be.. its hammer time!

AbulletAway
01-18-2004, 04:03 PM
Now I'm really afraid.

PurrsianPussyKat
01-18-2004, 04:28 PM
Go hammer go hammer go hammer!

StuartD
01-18-2004, 04:35 PM
can I get some McNuggets with my McHammer?

laura99
01-18-2004, 05:06 PM
Thanks for putting that dumb ass song in my head DUMBASS!

Fluid
01-18-2004, 05:07 PM
now I want mc nuggets

laura99
01-18-2004, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Fluid
now I want mc nuggets

They are white meat now instead of chicken parts from the unknown.

porncargo
01-18-2004, 05:12 PM
cool song :dance:

Goblin
01-18-2004, 05:18 PM
Originally posted by laura99
Thanks for putting that dumb ass song in my head DUMBASS! :D

Seven888
01-18-2004, 06:36 PM
RIP ;)

StuartD
01-18-2004, 06:57 PM
I just watched Charlie's Angels 2 and the song is in there too... so I already had it stuck in my head and there you went and posted it.

That's why I was scared.

porncargo
01-18-2004, 07:02 PM
he's psychic