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USUALENT
09-04-2007, 02:18 PM
A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard. A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar. The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled. "Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"

The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."

Bryan Havoc
09-04-2007, 02:21 PM
ROFL

DarkWeb
09-04-2007, 02:24 PM
LMAO that was good

USUALENT
09-04-2007, 02:50 PM
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the surgery.

One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.

She said "I can't believe you did this for me."

Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love you, and I'd do anything for you."

But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.

With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you on the cheek."

maxkit
09-04-2007, 03:11 PM
Yeah he is ;)

sassygirl
09-04-2007, 04:23 PM
those are funny ones usual! :rotflmao:

USUALENT
09-04-2007, 07:34 PM
here are some funny pics

PMC
09-04-2007, 09:03 PM
haha those were both good!

Honey
09-04-2007, 11:46 PM
Loved the first one Usual!:) Funny!:iorun:

Seven888
09-05-2007, 12:39 AM
lol... good ones.

Th!nk
09-05-2007, 01:37 PM
LOlL on those Usual :D