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StuartD
06-10-2007, 01:00 PM
As of today, a picture I took will be going up at a local church to stay forever.

I've taken pictures for the church before, volounteer basis, but this one will be going up to stay... on holy ground and everything.

Will I now be kicked out of the industry??

Mr. Goat
06-10-2007, 01:01 PM
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PMC
06-10-2007, 01:10 PM
you are banned from the industry, I'm sure Donny will welcome you with open arms though. ;)

XxXotic
06-10-2007, 01:17 PM
bible thumper!

jact
06-10-2007, 01:19 PM
I'd be more worried about the special burning in hell treatment you'll get for moonlighting as a pornie while being a thumpy full time.

SirMoby
06-10-2007, 01:20 PM
Why would you be banned? The human body was created by God and is a beautiful thing. I know Matthew says that having lustful thoughts is terrible but he's always contridicting God so the fuck is he?

I think the two can go hand in hand.

StuartD
06-10-2007, 01:24 PM
I'd be more worried about the special burning in hell treatment you'll get for moonlighting as a pornie while being a thumpy full time.

I wasn't going to burn in hell before the moonlighting?

jact
06-10-2007, 01:40 PM
I wasn't going to burn in hell before the moonlighting?

There's a special section of hell reserved for people in this situation. It's right next to the TV Evangelist room.

djroof
06-10-2007, 01:41 PM
lol mailman...... soooo funny!!!!!!!!

AbulletAway
06-10-2007, 03:26 PM
No, the porn industry isn't what you have to worry about. We don't care who or what you pray to, we don't care what you do in your free time and believe adults have the right to chose their own path and find their own happiness. Find a church that with that kind of respect for your personal and professional life.

Hell, Kevin and I have been thinking of starting our own church for years now.

Dario
06-10-2007, 03:39 PM
Hell, Kevin and I have been thinking of starting our own church for years now.Pimpin Christ! I can see it already! :D

maxkit
06-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Ha ha ha, I don't see any troubles in that ;) You do not serve at the Church, so if you believe in God and Church it means that you don't have to work in our biz?! :D

kdoublei
06-10-2007, 06:02 PM
i think you must be kicked out the industry! you cannot, i repeat cannot take pics for a church AND sell porn. didnt you read the webmasters manual?

StuartD
06-10-2007, 06:31 PM
i think you must be kicked out the industry! you cannot, i repeat cannot take pics for a church AND sell porn. didnt you read the webmasters manual?

I stopped at the shaving chapter... or was it the spamming chapter? I dunno, it was the one immediately following the "how to lie, cheat and steal" preface... anyway, I just knew then and there that this was the industry for me!

So I never got to the part about churches and stuff.

maxkit
06-11-2007, 05:27 AM
kdoublei OOhhh that is unbelieveble! Where I can find that manual?! :D

Seven888
06-11-2007, 05:49 AM
I'd be worried of bible thumpers

Reppy
06-11-2007, 05:52 AM
Hell, Kevin and I have been thinking of starting our own church for years now.

Mass Pimpin'.

TBrown
06-11-2007, 06:43 AM
that combo is one of the biggest sins . You're banned!


amen

Angel
06-11-2007, 04:42 PM
No, the porn industry isn't what you have to worry about. We don't care who or what you pray to, we don't care what you do in your free time and believe adults have the right to chose their own path and find their own happiness. Find a church that with that kind of respect for your personal and professional life.

Hell, Kevin and I have been thinking of starting our own church for years now.

:eek: And I bet we have to show boobs to get in don't we? :lol1:

maxkit
06-11-2007, 05:34 PM
TBrown And you won't give him any chance to change his mind?!