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Cuban Chick
04-20-2006, 04:47 AM
I'd probably wanna do the female cop who pulled me over today.

I drove the beamer to work and as i turned left onto this one street, it had a nice hill that took me to 80 in 3rd gear in no time. This was a 60km/h zone and i was at about 100km/hr. By the time i realized the cop was there, i was at 90km/hr. I thought shit...i knew i was getting pulled over. I was in my uniform as well, but I was still nervous. She comes out..she's blonde, short hair...pretty....but i didnt think anything of it at the time...i was just thinking, oh no, not another freaking ticket. so she walks up, asks where i was going, i had my stuff ready to give her, she sees my uniform and asked if i was going to work, i said yeah, and i was really sorry and wouldnt speed again, then she says have a nice day :) i wanted to kiss her.....and maybe more if i were a guy.

KRM
04-20-2006, 05:10 AM
you should have seduced her:)

ChrisExtreme
04-20-2006, 06:08 AM
This story sux.

Next time call into work late and go down her, then I'll like your story ;)

KRM
04-20-2006, 06:25 AM
This story sux.

Next time call into work late and go down her, then I'll like your story ;)
pics will be needed if that happens

dizmo
04-20-2006, 12:11 PM
and here i thought it would said:
if i were a guy...fluids ass would be very loose by now...

Angel
04-20-2006, 12:13 PM
and here i thought it would said:
if i were a guy...fluids ass would be very loose by now...
:rofl: True true...so CC do you get lots of breaks bc of your job? Is it like being a cop? Just wondering :)

laura99
04-20-2006, 12:16 PM
Sweet! I got stopped 2 years ago and the cop saw that I had a CDL and said "I realize you need your license to work and when you get points it effects your life so I'll let you go this time, I shouldn't, but go ahead and go" The next cop wasn't as nice :(

Cuban Chick
04-20-2006, 12:48 PM
:rofl: True true...so CC do you get lots of breaks bc of your job? Is it like being a cop? Just wondering :)


somewhat....its almost like a mutual understanding...when they cross the border, we give them a bit of a break, just as they do for us when we speed :)

Cuban Chick
04-20-2006, 12:49 PM
Sweet! I got stopped 2 years ago and the cop saw that I had a CDL and said "I realize you need your license to work and when you get points it effects your life so I'll let you go this time, I shouldn't, but go ahead and go" The next cop wasn't as nice :(


awww that sucks.

Cuban Chick
04-20-2006, 12:49 PM
and here i thought it would said:
if i were a guy...fluids ass would be very loose by now...


nah, i dont need to be a guy to do that.....what are dildos for? :naughty:

Cuban Chick
04-20-2006, 12:51 PM
you should have seduced her:)


hahaha....like i could have....scuse me officer...you're hot. would you like to uh....go on break and let me have my way with you? :lol1:

PMC
04-20-2006, 03:05 PM
some lesbo action to get out of a ticket would of been hot!

Fluid
04-20-2006, 06:15 PM
if you were a guy punk, you'd be a short lil asian dude like your brother.
Oh ya, and I wouldn't be showin ya my cock no more for sure

Angel
04-21-2006, 01:05 AM
somewhat....its almost like a mutual understanding...when they cross the border, we give them a bit of a break, just as they do for us when we speed :)
That's pretty awesome :)

Stacey_JRN
04-21-2006, 01:43 AM
If I were a guy, I surely fight a boxing with my ex... hahahahaha

sexypond
04-21-2006, 02:55 AM
Nice hot experience,

Cuban Chick
04-21-2006, 03:32 AM
That's pretty awesome :)


it is actually :)

Cloner
04-21-2006, 05:23 AM
and the bonus is that she already has cuffs! how could you pass that up!

Fluid
04-21-2006, 06:47 AM
and the bonus is that she already has cuffs! how could you pass that up!

she asked for her's in "fuzzy"

Cuban Chick
04-22-2006, 04:31 AM
and the bonus is that she already has cuffs! how could you pass that up!


nowhere to cuff me to :) I rather like the outdoors experience :)

I, nor she could have been cuffed anywhere outside without stopping traffic or causing accidents :)

Cuban Chick
04-22-2006, 04:31 AM
she asked for her's in "fuzzy"


you like the fuzzy ones :)