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Reppy
01-02-2006, 02:29 AM
How to cheat on your taxes

1. Claim Thai prostitutes as business expenses.
2. Claim trip to Bahamas with "client" as business expense.
3. Always round up.

Reppy
01-02-2006, 02:42 AM
How to win at checkers

1. Move pieces down the board.
2. Jump over more pieces than the other guy.
3. Cheat.

Reppy
01-03-2006, 12:13 AM
How to get babes

1. scout them out.
2. go to the hospital.
3. steal them.

EyesWideShut
01-03-2006, 02:20 AM
Always into some desperate options dude. :D

Seven888
01-03-2006, 02:25 AM
alrighty then mrblue

Stacey_JRN
01-03-2006, 03:35 AM
lol... some are hard to try... hehehehe

Reppy
01-03-2006, 05:03 AM
How to make a shit load of money from pornography

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I'm waiting for one of you guys to fill this in for me. :)

XxXotic
01-03-2006, 11:59 AM
steal the babies? :lol1:

Reppy
01-03-2006, 08:24 PM
How to be corrupt

1) Become a politition.
2) Learn to spell.
3) Ask for donations.

EyesWideShut
01-04-2006, 03:09 AM
How to be corrupt

1) Become a politition.
2) Learn to spell.
3) Ask for donations.
Put up your own religion. :)

Reppy
01-08-2006, 03:40 PM
How to blow up the world

1. get big bomb
2. get wick
3. light wick and run*





*please note: running may not help

spideriux
01-08-2006, 04:47 PM
I'll try to steal babes

PurrsianPussyKat
01-08-2006, 09:30 PM
Interesting "tips".

Reppy
01-08-2006, 11:21 PM
How to have sex with a woman

1. Money.
2. Personality.
3. Inflate doll.

Reppy
01-08-2006, 11:21 PM
How to have sex with a man

1. Have sex with them.
2. It's not that hard.
3. Seriously, it's that easy.

PMC
01-09-2006, 01:05 AM
How to have sex with a man

1. Have sex with them.
2. It's not that hard.
3. Seriously, it's that easy.

haha thats the best one :)

Reppy
01-10-2006, 08:59 AM
How to commit the perfect crime

1. Have you seen the movie Ocean's 11?
2. The one where they totally rip off a casino?
3. Yeah, do that.

ms.wild
01-11-2006, 04:36 AM
hmmm that's a good tips...very interesting

Chewbacca
01-11-2006, 06:55 AM
that's great man ;)

Reppy
01-12-2006, 01:26 AM
How to write a resume

1. Lie.
2. Lie some more.
3. See Step One.

Reppy
02-25-2006, 05:06 AM
How to menstruate

1. Bleed
2. Wait a month
3. Bleed