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Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:07 PM
Come in and stretch out those typing fingers.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:07 PM
At least TRY to give me a little competition guys.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:08 PM
Not that any of you have a chance mind you.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:12 PM
So you are going to whore on a full stomach?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:13 PM
I bought Laura a new mouse today without realizing I had a much nicer, brand new one at home I'd forgotten about.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by jact
I was thinking about it, but I'm worried about cramping.

Just wait at least one hour.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by jact
That'll be tough! So it's worse then swimming?

Whore cramps can be life threatening.

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:17 PM
:clap:

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by jact
I went to go get Treasure one of those pens that MP gave away awhile ago (It was MP wasn't it?) but their fucking store page says "Coming in May"... Sigh. She really wanted one too.

Office Max was having their "free crap" sale, where you pay for stuff but it's all free after rebate. Those sales are always good for a few bargains.

Then Laura went next door to the craft store and spent a bunch more of my money on baskets, candles, scrapbook stuff, paint brushes and other hippie crap.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by mailman
:clap:

Thank you, thank you very much.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:22 PM
Rictor's Whore Thread Tip #1

Wash your hands with soap and water before the thread starts and every 30 minutes or so take a break for hand washing. Sweaty, sticky hands type slower.

TL
07-21-2003, 06:23 PM
how does this whore thing work?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by jact
I fucking hate hippie crap.

Kill my wife? Dare I live out the American dream?!

TL
07-21-2003, 06:23 PM
do i have to shower first?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by crawfish
how does this whore thing work?

Don't play dumb. Even though it suits you.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:24 PM
Ever get one of those annoying zits growing under the skin on your nose? So it make the inside of your nose itch? I get one a few times a year and I have one now. Scratching my nose is going to really slow down my whoring.

laura99
07-21-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Ever get one of those annoying zits growing under the skin on your nose? So it make the inside of your nose itch? I get one a few times a year and I have one now. Scratching my nose is going to really slow down my whoring.


No.

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:30 PM
probaly becasue a few of you are having some board issues and shit its gonna be a real whore thread.. not just i word posts but what ever you want to say at least 2-3 words a post clean and simple....

Fair?

:)

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 06:30 PM
argh... i may miss the whoring thread.... I think I have to go to Bed Bath and Beyond... I feel like I'm in "Old School"

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:30 PM
aswell Quick Reply box is being installed lets just hope it works!.. ;)

TL
07-21-2003, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Don't play dumb. Even though it suits you.


well i got a point out of it, now two

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by jact
They usually itch like an SOB for me then hurt like fuck when you touch even close to them.

Exactly. Glad to know I'm not the only one with this serious medical condition.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by mailman
probaly becasue a few of you are having some board issues and shit its gonna be a real whore thread.. not just i word posts but what ever you want to say at least 2-3 words a post clean and simple....

Fair?

:)

I don't know if I can limit myself to 2-3 words per post. Maybe 2-3 sentences.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by mailman
aswell Quick Reply box is being installed lets just hope it works!.. ;)

Quicky reply box, eh? Naaaa...don't need it.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by Adultplex Bryan
argh... i may miss the whoring thread.... I think I have to go to Bed Bath and Beyond... I feel like I'm in "Old School"

MEN actually go to that store? Hella lame.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by jact
They're probably worse then having your nuts crushed by a steam roller in May.

Do you speak from experience?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by jact
Soooooo many!

Go eat your dinner!

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:40 PM
im making hotdogs... :)

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by mailman
im making hotdogs... :)

2 for $1.00 at the gas station! Treat yourself to a meal out on the town.

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
MEN actually go to that store? Hella lame.

And Home Depot if we have the time.

It should be a fun Monday!

We're looking for a nice little bistro style table for the patio... you know... not something too big... just something to really tie the room together...

I'm so lame.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by jact
Bro, you're seriously in need of your girlfriend to cook you some fucking grub!

Hot dogs rock. I had a foot long coney dog at the fair last night. It wasn't that great though...they used hot dog sauce out of the can. A good coney dog is hard to find these days.

I prefer my hot dogs boiled to grilled. Boiling them gets out all the grease and plumps them up. Although the grill also gets out a lot of grease and gives them a tasty burnt/charcoal flavoring.

Throw some hot dogs in your baked beans and cook them that way on the stove top or in the oven. Tasty.

Or by a package of cresent rolls in the refrigerated aisle of your grocery store, wrap each hot dog in a roll, back for 10-15 minutes and you have an easy and inexpensive meal of pigs in a blanket.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:48 PM
Originally posted by Adultplex Bryan
And Home Depot if we have the time.

It should be a fun Monday!

We're looking for a nice little bistro style table for the patio... you know... not something too big... just something to really tie the room together...

I'm so lame.

I bought one last year. Exactly like what your are talking about. They come in those annoying kits, of course. I put the table and chairs together and put them outside...and a bad storm blows over one of the chairs and breaks off a leg within a week.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:51 PM
Originally posted by jact
I'm totally a fan of the hot dog, I'm just saying that he's had them so many times this week already, he's starting to shine through as pathetic.

I've never had a coney hot dog, I'm going to have to add that to my list of foods to try next time I'm down in the states.

Unfortunately, they are hard to come by and very different from a chili dog. Coney sauce has no beans and is sweeter. A&W changed their recipe and they are nasty now. Dog & Suds coneys were okay but they are all gone now. To get a good old fashioned coney dog these days you have to find a good mom and pops diner that makes their sauce from scratch.

My grandpa owned a diner and he called them "spanish hot dogs". My aunt still has the recipe. An improtant step is boiling the hamburger.

asuna
07-21-2003, 06:52 PM
I just got here, what did I miss?

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:52 PM
im getting an Xbox.. Yahh Hoooo

http://www.moistteen.com/xbox.jpg

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by jact
I'm totally a fan of the hot dog, I'm just saying that he's had them so many times this week already, he's starting to shine through as pathetic.


I agree. He's hella pathetic. He needs to learn to cook or find a woman to do it for him. Or at least buy some groceries.

I think I'm gonna go make some burritos. I got a new kind of salso this week...garden pepper...should be tasty.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by mailman
im getting an Xbox.. Yahh Hoooo

http://www.moistteen.com/xbox.jpg

What for? And I thought you said they were lame.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by asuna
I just got here, what did I miss?

We talked some smack about you and your momma but it was all true...so not much.

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
What for? And I thought you said they were lame.
points from AI... if its free you cant beat it...

asuna
07-21-2003, 06:55 PM
hmmmm

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by mailman
points from AI... if its free you cant beat it...

I've got one...also free. I agree.

asuna
07-21-2003, 06:57 PM
I love the new quick reply!

asuna
07-21-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by mailman
points from AI... if its free you cant beat it...

I didn't know mods were able to use their points

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by asuna
I love the new quick reply!

Hella lame.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by asuna
I didn't know mods were able to use their points

Are you a mod their mailman? What's the story?

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by asuna
I didn't know mods were able to use their points

yeah why not? not like they pay me to be a mod...

Mr. Goat
07-21-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Are you a mod their mailman? What's the story? WAS just like JACT posted there..
:)

asuna
07-21-2003, 07:00 PM
hmm he was a mod over at AI wasn't he?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 07:01 PM
What happened? Did you get in trouble for anally molesting Jenefer?

Rictor
07-21-2003, 07:01 PM
Cause that's what I would have done. Molested Jenefer. I hear Jact has.

asuna
07-21-2003, 07:10 PM
:lol1:

Jackie
07-21-2003, 07:12 PM
Gosh Mailman, how did you get so many points :) :) :)

LadyMischief
07-21-2003, 07:14 PM
I was feeding the kids.. you guys are starting without me.. I should get bonus points for that, or something.

The Cocuficator
07-21-2003, 07:19 PM
damn the official whore thread is not even started...lots of whoring in the warm up!!

Rictor
07-21-2003, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
I was feeding the kids.. you guys are starting without me.. I should get bonus points for that, or something.

You get bonus points if you grind Jact up, make chili out of him, and server it to the kids, ala Cartman.

LadyMischief
07-21-2003, 07:22 PM
hrmmmm

ultrasassy
07-21-2003, 08:39 PM
speed check

Rictor
07-21-2003, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
hrmmmm

That's not a no!

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 08:50 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
I bought one last year. Exactly like what your are talking about. They come in those annoying kits, of course. I put the table and chairs together and put them outside...and a bad storm blows over one of the chairs and breaks off a leg within a week.

well... I guess I missed the whore thread.... damn.
but I did get the table I wanted for 70 percent off. And the chairs for 70 percent off as welll. Metal legs with a heavy stone/mosaic top. Heavy metal chairs (not the slayer endorsed kind though).

but I do feel like a choad that I missed the whore thread for something so... homemakerish.

Jact, ya wanna swap fix up each others houses a la trading spaces? :lol1:

asuna
07-21-2003, 08:51 PM
Let's see a pic of the new house gear

Rictor
07-21-2003, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Adultplex Bryan
well... I guess I missed the whore thread.... damn.
but I did get the table I wanted for 70 percent off. And the chairs for 70 percent off as welll. Metal legs with a heavy stone/mosaic top. Heavy metal chairs (not the slayer endorsed kind though).

but I do feel like a choad that I missed the whore thread for something so... homemakerish.

Jact, ya wanna swap fix up each others houses a la trading spaces? :lol1:

It's so sad that you have heard of that show.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 08:55 PM
I only know it from my nightmares. And the fact that Laura watches it constantly.

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
I only know it from my nightmares. And the fact that Laura watches it constantly.

That's the same boat I'm in....
I don't mind an occassional episode to pacify the woman... she watches episode after episode of sportscenter with me (and they're the same episode back to back) but the days when they have the marathons... every five minutes "Adultplex Bryan" (that's what she calls me) "You have to see this lily colored bedroom set that they put in the house. They're not going to like it".

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
It's so sad that you have heard of that show.

Any guy that lives with a girl has heard of that show through osmosis.

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by asuna
Let's see a pic of the new house gear

Eventually... It's dark and scary outside now...

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 09:56 PM
edit:
Any guy that lives with a girl whos name is not LadyM has heard of that show through osmosis.

Rictor
07-21-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by jact
Apparently mine doesn't count, she wouldn't be caught dead watching shit like that.

She's pretty manly though.

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
She's pretty manly though.

I'd find a good hiding spot.

I hear she's pregnant with hellspawn, an army bred to kill you after making that comment :)

Rictor
07-21-2003, 10:20 PM
Bah. Canadians can't survive in the United States. They'd choke on our clean freash air of freedom.

Bryan Havoc
07-21-2003, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Bah. Canadians can't survive in the United States. They'd choke on our clean freash air of freedom.

It's funny cause it's true!

Bryan Havoc
07-22-2003, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by jact
I hope you're one of the first to die when the shit hits the fan!

Honey hide the molson! The Canadians are coming!

Rictor
07-22-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by jact
I hope you're one of the first to die when the shit hits the fan!

Heh. The Canadian military wouldn't make it past Michigan Boy Scout Trop 210.

Rictor
07-22-2003, 11:32 PM
The South? They're too busy inbreeding to do anything else.

Kush
07-23-2003, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by Rictor
At least TRY to give me a little competition guys.

you'll be 0wned next time we compete together :lol1: