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JenC
10-03-2003, 01:49 PM
:dig: :rolleyes:
Fluid
10-03-2003, 01:55 PM
I hate to say it, but I smell a story here..spill
JenC
10-03-2003, 01:57 PM
I was editing this video and I noticed her ass is an "outtie". LOL

Well she's got hemorroids and she's got the guy all licking her ass and plugging her ass. I wondered why she was making such faces. Geez, I guess it needs to be on our interview questionnaire from now on:

1. Do you have all your appendages? Check.
2. Do you have hemorroids? Check.

Bah.
Fluid
10-03-2003, 02:02 PM
this is why there's a stigma about content girls. Some are just too dumb to live. Reflects badly on the ones with half a brain

(and nothing hanging out their ass.)
JenC
10-03-2003, 02:19 PM
I didn't tell the story of the one armed girl on this board. :rolleyes:
Bryan Havoc
10-03-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by topsmutlinks
I didn't tell the story of the one armed girl on this board. :rolleyes:

Please do tell!
JenC
10-03-2003, 02:46 PM
Our other photographer who is a bit "oblivious" shall I say, interviewed this girl and her boyfriend for a cumshots shoot. He interviewed them, set up a photoshoot for the next day and FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES into the photoshoot he just notices the girl only has one arm!!

I'm like "how the fuck do you meet a girl twice in person (and one of the times she's naked!) and only notice halfway into the video she only has one arm????"

He had to stop shooting and tell her we couldn't use her.

Kill me. :rolleyes:
Mailman
10-03-2003, 03:16 PM
ewwww nasty!
AaronM
10-03-2003, 03:23 PM
Originally posted by topsmutlinks
Our other photographer who is a bit "oblivious" shall I say, interviewed this girl and her boyfriend for a cumshots shoot. He interviewed them, set up a photoshoot for the next day and FIFTEEN WHOLE MINUTES into the photoshoot he just notices the girl only has one arm!!

I'm like "how the fuck do you meet a girl twice in person (and one of the times she's naked!) and only notice halfway into the video she only has one arm????"

He had to stop shooting and tell her we couldn't use her.

Kill me. :rolleyes:

People like this are actually in business?
JenC
10-03-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by AaronM
People like this are actually in business?

You talking about the model or the photographer? You spoke to the photographer, remember I referred him to you? He's a numbnuts.
AaronM
10-03-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by topsmutlinks
You talking about the model or the photographer? You spoke to the photographer, remember I referred him to you? He's a numbnuts.

I work with talent all the time...Nothing suprises me. But the shooter....What kind of ........

Nevermind. let's just say that this is truly sad.
LadyMischief
10-03-2003, 03:38 PM
I'm not surprised about either, either :P Hi Aaron, nice to see you here :)
AaronM
10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
I'm not surprised about either, either :P Hi Aaron, nice to see you here :)

Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here?
Mailman
10-03-2003, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by AaronM
Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here? yes that is allowed!
LadyMischief
10-03-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by AaronM
Can I post naked pics of you and insult you here?

Absolutely :)
Fluid
10-03-2003, 07:24 PM
Umm..why didn't ya shoot her anyways, and make a the one armed cum bandit site?
Rictor
10-03-2003, 07:27 PM
Holy shit. A one armed cumshot video? I'd buy that. That's some nice niche content right there. Amputee niche is big. Seriously.
JenC
10-03-2003, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Holy shit. A one armed cumshot video? I'd buy that. That's some nice niche content right there. Amputee niche is big. Seriously.

Yeah I know. But we're not gonna open a site with one set.
Rictor
10-03-2003, 07:38 PM
Shoot about 10 sets of her. Find 5 or 6 more girls...10 sets each of them...and some video...boom...paysite.
Fluid
10-03-2003, 08:04 PM
get two of them together for a little stump on stump action
Rictor
10-03-2003, 08:10 PM
I would have shot it anyway is all I'm saying. I have content in about 30 niches I'm not using right now. It's good to plan ahead.
Sly
10-03-2003, 08:54 PM
I was offered a construction job once.
Fluid
10-03-2003, 09:19 PM
and you're a clutz so you would have had a slump too?
StuartD
10-03-2003, 09:26 PM
This thread gives me the eebie jeebies
Mailman
10-03-2003, 09:35 PM
we need some pics!
MuthaphukinPimp
10-05-2003, 09:33 AM
I'm with mailman on that one
Mailman
10-05-2003, 10:46 AM
i wanna see the roids!
asuna
10-05-2003, 03:13 PM
Yeah, it's something we don't wanna see but we still want to