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Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 05:14 AM
Hey Guys and Girls...

I got 250$ Worth of Product to give out from FleshLight.Com (http://www.fleshlight.com)

Dan at Flesh Light was Kind to give me 250$ worth of his product to give out here on my board so with the help of Rictor I have decided to have 2 Contests...

:)

Winners for each will be decided by poll and all the board members can choose.

You can enter both contests but can only win ONCE

Contest One: Being that these are products to help get you off post a picture of YOU getting off. Simple eh!

Contest One Winner will receive 150$ In Product

Contests Two: Write a short erotic story that involves a flesh light and post it. Again Simple!

Contest Two Winner will receive 100$ In Product

Winner in contest one gets 50$ more because we want to see some NUDES!

I will have this contest up for awhile until we at least get 5 entries per contest.

So Again thanks Dan @ Fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com) and I suggest if you have toy traffic or any adult traffic you try selling these things they are HOT!

Check out the Affiliate Page HERE (http://www.fleshlight.com/main/affiliates.cfm)

Enjoy and Have Fun!

:afro:

Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 05:15 AM
Dont They Look FUN!

:)

Tart
07-18-2003, 12:03 PM
Muahahaha! The Limpy is hysterical!

Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 05:06 PM
no one :(

DavidM
07-18-2003, 05:15 PM
now you know you should never listen to Rictors contest ideas :lol1:

Sly
07-18-2003, 05:18 PM
There's only one person that I could see entering Contest #1, he certainly doesn't need a fleshlight... Easton.

Rictor
07-18-2003, 05:21 PM
Oh please, I know at least 3 members of this board have posted pictures of their naughty bits before. LadyM? Post a pic of you diddling yourself. Poor Jact needs a fleshlight for those long cold lonely nights.

Yo Adrian
07-18-2003, 05:49 PM
There's no way I'm posting a picture of me polishing the 'ol german helmet....and I don't enjoy the luxury of having the spare time to write love stories....

How about we all join his proggy, send a certain # of uniques, post our acct # and be entered in a raffle?

Rictor
07-18-2003, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Yo Adrian
There's no way I'm posting a picture of me polishing the 'ol german helmet....and I don't enjoy the luxury of having the spare time to write love stories....

How about we all join his proggy, send a certain # of uniques, post our acct # and be entered in a raffle?

We insist on seeing you play with yourself.

Tart
07-18-2003, 11:29 PM
That doesn't look like masturbation to me... and aren't you home alone?

Tart
07-18-2003, 11:33 PM
Hell yeah... never seen someone bang a :fp: before

Tart
07-18-2003, 11:42 PM
Does that mean I get to watch if you win?

Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 11:45 PM
i see someones dinky doodle....

Jact i edited your post so the image just shows here hope that cool!....


:cool:

Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by jact
Fucker! I was hoping to keep it a clicky clicky! :2gay:

then change it back.. i guess giving someone a warning that they are gonna see your doodle is a good idea...

:eek:

Mr. Goat
07-18-2003, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by jact
Well, I know Adrian's a lazy fucker and wouldn't click so I'd be safe knowing he wouldn't be pounding it looking at a pic of my pp!


:rofl:

Rictor
07-19-2003, 01:27 AM
Well, if that pic is legal then I will post one of my weiner just to show I'm not too big of a wuss to enter a contest I helped come up with.

Mr. Goat
07-19-2003, 01:35 AM
:clap: thats 2 so far...

mind you when i did this i was hoping for more pink... :) so lets see it ladies

Jena
07-19-2003, 02:07 AM
well OK ...I couldnt pick just one image...and mailman said i could only enter one picture...so heres one picture.....

Mr. Goat
07-19-2003, 02:10 AM
Originally posted by Jena
well OK ...I couldnt pick just one image...and mailman said i could only enter one picture...so heres one picture.....



:beer: Nice!

Jena
07-19-2003, 02:12 AM
thank you :)

Tart
07-19-2003, 10:05 AM
I am anything but a writer, but figured I'd break the ice :)


"Did you get it?" I type, leaning closer in... "Turn on your cam.. I want to see." "Ladies first" he replies as I pose just for him. Slowly I reach to the pillow behind me, slipping my hand to what I have hidden. "Oh this is as tasty as a candy stick..." Teasingly I touch my tongue to a cinnamon dick. "Now it's your turn, I want to see proof..."
The window pops up, a minor hesitation, then his eyes are smiling back from my monitor. "I never back out, you should know that by now. You made the rules, and I'll play the game" Slowly the camara angles down and I see, he definately says what he means. His briefs are stretched tight and I can see the outline.
It matchs the toy in my hands... just right.
I shift my eyes to the left, and just have to ask, "Which did you choose, it's hard to tell..." "So much curiousity.." and I see him grin. "It's pink and vanilla so let's continue the show. As you might have guessed, I'm ready to go." I slide my hands up, off of the keys, he doesn't blink as our dance begins. Smoothly and sure off comes my bra, unsnapping the clasp then the straps slipping down. My thumbs brush across both nipples then pause,
gently pinching and teasing the tips. Faster my fingers slide down my skin, over my curves to where they hook under my panties.
A quick shift of my hips, and all fabric is gone. I tap out a question, soon to be answered. A reach to the left, and sleight of hand deftly behind, this is familiar in ways but new all the same. For a moment the head teases wet lips, then in with a thrust. It doesn't take long and our rhythm is found. Closer and closer, so near but so far..all while we're panting, the lense never flickers. Our eyes on the screen, there's no way to slow down. Muscles clench tight as our fantasy leads, coming to an end with my moan and his shudder. Arching my back and blowing a kiss, I stretch forward to see the words that appear. "I think we both won, on that little bet." We say our goodbyes, and the lights go off for the night.


Not the best..but my muse is on summer break.
Now where's the rest of the dirty stories... I'd like to break up my day with a bit of :did:

Mr. Goat
07-19-2003, 01:50 PM
Oh this is as tasty as a candy stick...

:rofl:


But great entery..... :)

Tart
07-19-2003, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by mailman
Oh this is as tasty as a candy stick...

:rofl:


But great entery..... :)
What can I say? I tend to get that visual in my head when I suck dick :bj:

va2k
07-19-2003, 05:40 PM
ok ok ill jump in,
http://www.analscream.com/board/1.jpg
http://www.analscream.com/board/2.jpg
http://www.analscream.com/board/3.jpg
http://www.analscream.com/board/4.jpg
*SHRUGS *

TOM

Sly
07-19-2003, 07:09 PM
I stand corrected!

Rictor
07-19-2003, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Sly

I stand corrected!

Told you so. :P

I'm surprised the post a pic of yourself contest actually has more replies than the erotic story contest, which is theoretically easier. Only takes about 5-10 minutes to write a paragraph or two.

LadyMischief
07-20-2003, 12:28 AM
Fine..me diddling.

Rictor
07-20-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
Fine..me diddling.

Now, post a little story and get Red and Wicked Temptress and the rest of those babes over here to do the same...you know you want the referrals.

LadyMischief
07-20-2003, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Rictor
Now, post a little story and get Red and Wicked Temptress and the rest of those babes over here to do the same...you know you want the referrals.

Lol.. you need to be more obvious dude.. :)

Rictor
07-20-2003, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
Lol.. you need to be more obvious dude.. :)

OBEY ME!!!!!

Dolleyes
07-20-2003, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by LadyMischief
Fine..me diddling.

*slurp*:D

Dolleyes
07-20-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by Rictor
Well, if that pic is legal then I will post one of my weiner just to show I'm not too big of a wuss to enter a contest I helped come up with.

You have some VERY Sexy eyes Laura :bounce:

Unregistered
07-22-2003, 07:48 AM
you asked for it, now watch me :pound:

http://www.analstrapon.com/keyboard.mpg

MP
07-22-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Unregistered
you asked for it, now watch me :pound:

http://www.analstrapon.com/keyboard.mpg :rofl: Fucking classic!

Unregistered
07-23-2003, 02:18 PM
hey, i didn't post a pic...does that clip qualify for the contest?
i NEED that fleshlight :fp:

StuartD
07-23-2003, 03:10 PM
doesn't look like ya need that fleshlite to me. Send him a keyboard with a hole in it.

Unregistered
07-23-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
Send him a keyboard with a hole in it.

that's a fantastic ideea!

asuna
07-24-2003, 02:38 AM
I worried to look at that clip

Rictor
07-24-2003, 08:52 PM
It's him spanking his monkey.

Mr. Goat
07-25-2003, 01:25 PM
Contest will close SUNDAY if i dont get more entries for the story comp the pics and one story will be put together for one PRIZE the total 250$ value..

KittenKriss
07-25-2003, 09:31 PM
He came home from work looking obviously stressed so I told him to sit down on the couch. I put a drink in his hands and started to massage his neck and shoulders letting him get relaxed. He leaned back and closed his eyes and I knew it was time to make my move. I surprised him with the blindfold but told him to be patient and it would definitely be worth his time. Blindfold securely in place, I set about removing his clothing. After pulling off his shirt I start kissing down his body till I reach his waist and I unbotton his pants and slide them to the floor along with his boxers. He's already standing at attention so I lean down and start to lick his balls and along his shaft. He moans and I know I've got him worked up. I start to tease the head of his cock with my tongue and then I surprise him with a special new toy. He smells the vanilla as I bring it just under his nose to make sure he's not peeking. "Vanilla? What is that? Normally you like to use mints?" He sounds disappointed, so after I slide him into my mouth down to the hilt I use the new pink mouth fleshlight. He's surprised and confused but he trusts up into it and moans, "God baby what is this?" I put his hands on it and let him take over while I lick and suck his balls and make the sensations that much more unbearable. A few quick thrusts and he cums with his new toy. He removes the blindfold and apologizes for not lasting longer. I kiss him and say, "That's okay love. It's yours to keep, you can play whenever you want and I can still help."


Alright, its not that great but I'm tired and not very inspired at the moment.

Mr. Goat
07-25-2003, 11:00 PM
thanks for the entery KK!

KittenKriss
07-26-2003, 12:08 AM
can I enter twice? LOL I'll throw together another one tomorrow.

I've actually been mulling over erotic stories for the past week, throwing together scenarios and ideas in my mind *usually to help me fall asleep*

Jena
07-27-2003, 02:50 PM
You were surprised when I took your hand and walked you to the bedroom.
The look in my eye told you it was a time to say nothing and simply
obey. In the bedroom, I slowly take off your clothes, your blouse first
then your bra. I takes me a second to unlatch them I toss it aside.
You stand there unmoving, your arms limp at your sides, your shoulders
straight. I undo the cloth belt of your skirt, unzip the back and let
it fall to the floor. I then take off your shoes, pull down your panty
hose and your panties and you are naked.
You stand there a moment as I sit you on the bed and position you
in the center. Gently, I spread you on the bed and take four
strands of soft rope and tie one to each of your wrists
and to each of your ankles. I then bind your limbs to the four posts of
the bed, wide, firm and secure.
Looking at you, I take off my shirt and undershirt. Unbuckle, unsnap
and unzip my pants. I kick off my shoes and pants, and
socks and stand beside the bed naked. I climb on the bed and with
a knee at either side of your ribs. I kneel over you. Vanilla wafts through the air as I take my cock inserting into my new toy and look at you tied spread eagle on the bed. "What is that?" you ask. "Its a fleshlight my dear..."You watch me slowly stroke and masturbate over your tied body. "I think
of you constantly. I want to do so many things to you. I want to come
home at lunch time and make you kneel in the kitchen and watch as I
masturbate into a wine glass, then ask you to open you mouth and you
will. You will hold your head back and open your mouth and hold your
tongue out and I pour it in your mouth on your tongue, over your lips."
You see me slowly stroke my cock, now fully hard, my new toy pulling
on the skin.
"And the next day, I'd wake you at midnight, and press my cock in your
body. Slowly drawing in and out, the lush freshness of your skin in my
hand, as my prick fills you and pulls out and presses down in you. Long
wet kisses on your mouth, my tongue lapping against yours. My hard
shaft wrapped by your inner pressure."
I kneel over you farther my cock swelling inside the pink plastic pussy and as I jerk off over
your naked body tied to the bed.
Kneeling over you, releasing my cock from the contraption it twitches and a drop of precum drips from my
dick and lands on your lips. You are so excited how the thought of how
you make me so horny you lick your lip as I continue to tell you my
fantasies.
"In my office, while conferencing with colleagues over the net, I
imagine you waking in the door without knocking, You lock the door
behind you and saunter to my desk. Standing before the desk you pull
the belt of your wrap around dress away and it falls to the floor.
Underneath you wear a bustier that pushes up your breasts exposing you
pink nipples. You remove you panties and stand
there watching as I try to follow and interact with those on the
conference chat.
I remember our first time together "I laid back on the bed and you laid on me, we kissed and
fondled each other for a few minutes. Eventually, I pull you up my
body, kissing down between your breasts, licking and sucking at each,
focusing my attentions on the nipples, licking them and sucking them
feeling them get hard and puckery in my mouth, before licking down your
stomach. Eventually, you were kneeling over my head, my mouth licking
around your clit as it hardens and swelled in my mouth.
"My hands rose up your body and you took my hands and pressed my palms
to your breasts squeezing them there. My tongue touched and reached
inside your pussy, licking up the juices feeling your body rock on my
lips. I heard your moans of orgasm in your throat, you pussy cumming
like a man soaking my face with your nectar. I swallowed it down
greedily. Your hand reached back to tighten around my shaft.
"I heard you breathing hard and as you scooted down my body and quickly
guided my hot cock in your pussy. Leaning over me your hands on my
shoulders, you looked in my eyes, fucking me slowly till you felt me
about give you my build up of cum.
"I shot in you again and again, filling you as you fell on me, the cum
dripping down on my shaft, as you collapsed on me and we drifted
of to sleep our first sleep together."
As I spoke of cumming,I slip the toy back onto my now throbbing cock.the tight velevty soft skin of my fleshlight does its work and my cock showers the insides of the toy. I yank the toy off my erupting cock and begin to shoot strings of cum up to your
hair line down your face, your mouth and tongue open catching the loads
as they fall on you. A second shot makes it directly into your mouth
and you lick it around your tongue and teeth, swallowing. The last
shots drop on your breasts wish I finger paint around.
Our love making down, I towel you off with a soft cloth. I untie you
and there in the night you tell me your fantasies, till I am hard again
and we fuck.

Jena
07-27-2003, 02:51 PM
there you go my last minute entry to the story ...

Tart
07-27-2003, 04:31 PM
Here's a diddling pic :D figured I'd add some more pink to the mix

Mr. Goat
07-27-2003, 04:35 PM
woooo... only a few more hours and the contest is closed and voting will begin!

:P

Unregistered
07-27-2003, 05:00 PM
when will the voting end?

Rictor
07-27-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by jact
I need a fleshlight :( My wife keeps denying me!

I need a new wife.

Jena
07-27-2003, 10:39 PM
I just need something....