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MuthaphukinPimp
09-09-2003, 07:00 AM
Hey everyone, useless facts are everywhere, post ones that you think are funny, really odd, or just plain dumb

I'll get it started

The delivery drivers for Coke have been using it to clean their engines for 20 years

ouch

Dario
09-09-2003, 07:44 AM
Speaking of Coke, a good way to get ridd of a corpse is to fill a bathtub with coca cola and leave it in there until it's gooooooone ;)

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 11:56 AM
don't get me started....my brain is full of useless facts. Female cliff clavin

Dario
09-09-2003, 12:05 PM
amuse us ;)

btw did you know that in Alabama it's against the law to wear fake mustaches that can cause laughing in church!

Dario
09-09-2003, 12:09 PM
speaking of laws, for all of ya that live in Florida, this goes double for you MP ... in Sarasota it's illegal to sing while wearing a bathsuit ;)

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 12:29 PM
no I didn't

Did you know that Elmo was the first puppet to ever testify in front of congress?

Dario
09-09-2003, 12:40 PM
haha didn't know ;)

did you know the writer Arnold Bennet died from tyfus in Paris after drinking a glas of tap water to prove that it was perfectly safe ;)

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 12:48 PM
did you know that in the 1985 Boise, Idaho mayoral election, there were four write-in votes for Mr. Potato Head

Dario
09-09-2003, 12:53 PM
WELL did you know that the average person spends 6 months of his/her life on the toilet? ;)

Dario
09-09-2003, 12:54 PM
... not to mention, a pigs orgasm can last for up to 30 minutes!

asuna
09-09-2003, 01:03 PM
danm!

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 01:04 PM
ah but did you know that serving ice cream on cherry pie was once illegal in Kansas.

Dario
09-09-2003, 01:06 PM
haha damn, that's one shitty law ...
did you know that in Israel if you have a illegal radiostation for more then 5 years it will become legal? ;)

Dario
09-09-2003, 01:07 PM
... also something to keep in mind is that the average 18 year old have seen 26000 murders on TV!

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 01:10 PM
There is a law in the state of Idaho that does not permit one citizen to give another citizen a box of candy that is heavier than 50 pounds.

Dario
09-09-2003, 01:14 PM
In Alaska it's legal to hunt bears, however it's illegal to wake up a sleeping bear just to take a photo of it.

Fluid
09-09-2003, 02:36 PM
Did you know this is today's first pointless thread? It's a fact

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 02:57 PM
Do you know that you are wrong?

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 02:58 PM
and that 93% of all greeting cards are purchased by women

Fluid
09-09-2003, 03:00 PM
ya..but 88% of all statistics are made up

sarah_webinc
09-09-2003, 03:05 PM
just like that one ;)

MuthaphukinPimp
09-09-2003, 10:31 PM
i told you all a billion times to stop exaggerating, The natural antioxidant properties of Coke may help reduce the risk of developing heart disease. Studies have provided evidence that it is the polyphenols in Coke that have a beneficial effect on two long established heart disease risk factors, thats sweet

asuna
09-09-2003, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Fluid
ya..but 88% of all statistics are made up


everyone know's statistics are faked, 40% of the nation know this...

I love that homer quote

Wildcard
09-10-2003, 04:59 AM
did you know, blank is being recorgniaze as the fact of th association in the electricity of thrank fiction incredible nifisitity

sarah_webinc
09-10-2003, 05:42 AM
yes I did know that

MuthaphukinPimp
09-10-2003, 04:54 PM
so did i, if only i could read it...lol

Warden
09-10-2003, 05:31 PM
Limelight was how we lit the stage before electricity was invented. Basically, illumination was produced by heating blocks of lime until they glowed

Warden
09-10-2003, 05:34 PM
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

webbum
09-10-2003, 06:24 PM
Originally posted by natkejs
Speaking of Coke, a good way to get ridd of a corpse is to fill a bathtub with coca cola and leave it in there until it's gooooooone ;)

Remind me to bring 7UP when I visit your house!

MuthaphukinPimp
09-10-2003, 06:36 PM
lmfao