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MP
11-27-2004, 01:26 AM
natkejs says:
dude, tranny grabbed me in the street 2 days ago .. fucking scary!
Kevin says:
lol what happened?
Kevin says:
Was it hot?
natkejs says:
no it was ugly ... you could tell that she hadn't shaved her face for at least 12 hours
natkejs says:
and she held on to me, wanted me to go to some thai massage place
natkejs says:
everybody here wants you to go with em and fuck someone, 500 bath is the going rate for a superhottie with aids ... it
natkejs says:
it's crazy!
Kevin says:
Shit man, hmm well that sucks
natkejs says:
it's not too bad ... 500 bath is like 15 bucks.
natkejs says:
or maybe you werent talking about the price
Kevin says:
lol 15 bucks and a rubber shit that will work!
natkejs says:
make that 2 rubbers, bet the quality ain't all that
natkejs says:
shit man the babes are so hot here, keeps walking in to the internet cafe
natkejs says:
it
Kevin says:
lol any normal hotties?
natkejs says:
normal?? like white""
Kevin says:
damn
natkejs says:
shit I cant use this keyboard.
Kevin says:
No with no dicks!
natkejs says:
uhh I dunno man.. guess there gotta be some
Kevin says:
Lol
natkejs says:
u know what, they got mcdonalds here but they don't serve milkshakes?? it's like the 3rd world version where you can only get chicken
Kevin says:
No beaf?
Kevin says:
No milk, hmm whats up with that?
natkejs says:
shit I wanna log in to the board but there is lots of other people here and when they see the meatcash fisting banner they're gonna throw me out .......... or offer me violent boom boom for 500 bath I guess.
natkejs says:
I dunno, they can get you milkshakes at some places but there usually ain
natkejs says:
ain't any milk in em
Kevin says:
Cows sacred there?
natkejs says:
nah man only in India ... they're everywhere there... EVERYWHERE lol
natkejs says:
blocking traffic and what not
natkejs says:
I won't tell ya how many trannys I fucked this time then
Kevin says:
Back to the trannys
Kevin says:
How many we talking?
natkejs says:
you know when you're counting sheeps to fall asleep and once you reach a certain number you just get thrown off track and there is no way to remember it........
Kevin says:
God damn I wonder why so many are there?
natkejs says:
I have no idea, the people here are kinda sick I guess
natkejs says:
yesterday I went to the toilet on the train station .... and this thai grampa comes and stands next to me and stares at my soldier ... stares and stares and stares
natkejs says:
when I'm done I look at him and he'
natkejs says:
s still only looking down at me
natkejs says:
wtf ...
Kevin says:
lol pretty weird
natkejs says:
yeah for sure, couldn't keep from laughing .. he just looked so ... weird.
natkejs says:
and you know they say only 5% of the sex buying whatever is done by tourists.
natkejs says:
if not even less ...
Kevin says:
Shit a bunch of pervs for sure
natkejs says:
haha yea.. a lot of the thai guys I've met asked me if I were here for BOOM BOOM.
natkejs says:
"violent boom boom 500 bath!!"
natkejs says:
whoa hottie walking in
Kevin says:
violet?
natkejs says:
violeNt
natkejs says:
I smell so fucking bad
Kevin says:
thats what I meant, wtf is up with that?
natkejs says:
I dunno.. some young thai guy kept smashing his hands together "- boom boom *thai laigh*"
natkejs says:
and after a while he proceeded to violent ... probably doesn't know what i mean
Kevin says:
I guess you get to slap them around?
natkejs says:
otherwise I gotta try that shit, beat her up with a stick
Kevin says:
Lol
natkejs says:
yeah I think so, once you pay you can do anything you like
natkejs says:
just remember ... "no money, no honey!"
Kevin says:
Damn
natkejs says:
haha yeah man, the girls knows what they want
Kevin says:
what time is it there?
natkejs says:
noon ... 12:04
natkejs says:
shit they make me pay 1 bath per minute here, I'm not gonna be able to afford any violent boom boom
Kevin says:
Lol, what are you going to do today?
natkejs says:
dunno .. maybe get something to eat and then spend the day on the toilet
Kevin says:
That bad?
natkejs says:
it could be ... usually no problem tho it seems, they have pretty good food
natkejs says:
just that they have REALLY dirty kitchens so sometimes you run out of luck
Kevin says:
Sounds interesting to say the least
natkejs says:
oh it is, eating is like russian roulette
natkejs says:
but the food is good tho ... and you can both eat and have something to drink for about 2 bucks
Kevin says:
Nice 2 bucks to eat 15 for a tranny sounds like a great place!
natkejs says:
lol yeah that's a nice way to look at it
natkejs says:
dude I gotta run, need to find a shower .. I smell so bad the trannys would charge me 20 bucks
Kevin says:
lol ok man have fun dude
natkejs says:
i'll try, take care and tell everyone but jact hello!

Extreme John
11-27-2004, 01:30 AM
O.k thats one long ass read but some funny shit. Where the hell do they have "Bath" as money?

Angel
11-27-2004, 01:53 AM
Thailand?

LOL Tell nutcase I say hello and we miss him! Oh and STAY AWAY from the tranny temptation or at least get pics and 2257's so I can post them on a site LOL

jact
11-27-2004, 04:13 AM
Fucking Swedes.

Mr. Goat
11-27-2004, 06:11 AM
Nice. Johan you got to get a tranny even if it is just to take some pictures :)

dizmo
11-27-2004, 12:31 PM
Its the tail im telling you, its the tail!

Rictor
11-27-2004, 12:54 PM
Makes me want to go...mmm...$15 trannys.

MP
01-17-2005, 02:18 PM
Can you believe he is still there, gets back on the 31st, jeez how many trannys can he bang, or is that the other way around?

MarcyM25
01-17-2005, 02:31 PM
:lol1:

XxXotic
01-17-2005, 02:32 PM
johangottricked.com

Angel
01-17-2005, 02:35 PM
What's with the old threads LOL I reread that whole thing like "deja vu?" :D

MP
01-17-2005, 02:40 PM
What's with the old threads LOL I reread that whole thing like "deja vu?" :DHe just sent me an e-mail, so I looked at this old thread thats all :)

laura99
01-17-2005, 03:26 PM
"stares at my soldier" <---that's funny :lol1:

AGB Lyn
01-17-2005, 03:48 PM
I miss Johan :(

dizmo
01-17-2005, 04:04 PM
What's with the old threads LOL I reread that whole thing like "deja vu?" :D

my memory sucks, i realized it was an old thread when i saw i already replied to it :(

PurrsianPussyKat
01-17-2005, 04:12 PM
To funny.
I need some boom boom! Luckily I get it for free here. hehehe

laura99
01-17-2005, 04:17 PM
Got the boom boom last night.