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Big Fish
11-15-2004, 04:46 PM
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/displayarticle312.html

Rictor
11-15-2004, 04:52 PM
Yah, I've heard that. It's very nasty.

MP
11-15-2004, 05:01 PM
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/displayarticle312.htmlLOL, great site man,

Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln (noun)
During climax of doggy style sex, the male's ejaculation hits the female in the back of her head. :laugh:

TexasDreams
11-15-2004, 05:02 PM
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed.

http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/displayarticle312.html

As MediumPimpin once said, Worm Food!

http://www.texasdreams.com/wormfood.jpg

MP
11-15-2004, 05:03 PM
WTF,

Angry Dragon (noun)
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

MP
11-15-2004, 05:05 PM
I need to get out more.

Houdini (noun)
When a male is about to orgasm during doggie style sex, he says he is coming, then spits on her back. As she rolls over, he then proceeds to come on her face.

Rictor
11-15-2004, 05:05 PM
Heard that one too. I think these have been posted here before.

TexasDreams
11-15-2004, 05:07 PM
HARRRRRR!!!

Pirate (noun)
When a man ejaculates in a woman's eye, then kicks her in the shin and runs away. The woman chases the man limping and covering one eye just like a pirate.

Rictor
11-15-2004, 05:08 PM
Heh, that one is pretty funny actually. I'll have to try it.

MP
11-15-2004, 05:13 PM
HARRRRRR!!!

Pirate (noun)
When a man ejaculates in a woman's eye, then kicks her in the shin and runs away. The woman chases the man limping and covering one eye just like a pirate.
LOL, my day is complete, I can rest with a smile now :)

XxXotic
11-15-2004, 05:16 PM
WTF,

Angry Dragon (noun)
Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.
:lol1: :lol1: wtf

Fluid
11-15-2004, 05:38 PM
holy crap..I've gotta try these.

lazzlo
11-15-2004, 05:38 PM
yikes

Mr. Goat
11-15-2004, 06:02 PM
hahaha man these rule! i could just see some of these being played out in real life... lol!

Fluid
11-15-2004, 06:29 PM
the houdini one sounds halarious

Goblin
11-15-2004, 07:45 PM
i may try these soon :D my gf laughed as i read them we will see if she is still laughin when i do them :D

Angel
11-15-2004, 09:07 PM
GROSS! I pray to God I never find any man of mine with his pp in a jar of worms!

Extreme John
11-15-2004, 09:53 PM
Oh thats soooooo fucking gross, who would ever want to nail a bunch of worms in a damn jar.

Rictor
11-15-2004, 10:10 PM
Hmm...after the jar of worms, you could have your woman clean off your pee pee with her mouth. Angel sounds like she'd be into that. :P