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MarkE
07-11-2003, 03:02 PM
> A Real Man's Chain Letter --
>
> This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to
> other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one
> doesn't
> cost anything!
>
> Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who
> are equally tired and discontented.
>
> Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her
> to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add
> your name to the bottom of the list.
>
> When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is
> bound to be better than the one you already have.
>
> At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already
> received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.
>
> REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
>
> One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a
> Playboy playmate.
>
> An unmarried Jewish man living with his widowed mother
> was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super
> model.
>
> You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!
>
> One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.
>
> Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list
> below!
>
> Bill Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Billy Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Billie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> B. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> William Jefferson Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> W. Jefferson Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> W. Jeff Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> W. J. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> W. Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> William J Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Wilhelm Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Willie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Will Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Mr. Hillary Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
> Mr. Slick Willie Clinton
> 780 3rd Ave
> New York, NY 10017
>
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Blacker
07-11-2003, 10:52 PM
:lol1:

MP
07-12-2003, 02:15 AM
Man were do you find this stuff, :lol1:

StuartD
07-12-2003, 02:04 PM
Good stuff....
it reminds me of a letter I wrote after the 9/11 incident...

I sent it off to family and a few people I knew. Next thing I knew, I had icq people in Australia messaging me asking if I was the same person that wrote it.... my email was circling the globe and I didn't even realize it. I never said in the letter to forward it or anything.

My mom, in Michigan (yes, I'm in Vancouver Canada) said that her husband's secretaries heard it on the radio. They heard it, and started telling him about it... and he said "hey, I know that letter... my wife's son wrote that!"

Was really strange... a good feeling, but strange. I've had a few things published here or there, but never anything like that.