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smiley
09-07-2012, 12:19 PM
WASHINGTON - "The zombies are coming!" the Homeland Security Department says.

Tongue firmly in cheek, the government urged citizens Thursday to prepare for a zombie apocalypse, part of a public health campaign to encourage better preparation for genuine disasters and emergencies. The theory: If you're prepared for a zombie attack, the same preparations will help during a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake or terrorist attack.

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Yngwie
09-07-2012, 12:21 PM
all of us that played Zombies on Call of Duty games are covered. We know how to handle those creepy bastards. lol

AbulletAway
09-07-2012, 12:46 PM
I think it was the CDC that started this campaign like a year ago. When I saw your post I thought they were bringing it back since the outbreak of the hanta virus in Yosemite and the West Nile virus outbreak in Texas as well as California. It's only a matter of time before the dead walk. But, now it's Homeland Security warning of the Zombies. Ya, it's just a matter of time.

MP
09-07-2012, 01:39 PM
all of us that played Zombies on Call of Duty games are covered. We know how to handle those creepy bastards. lol

In that case Mailman will die first cause he always walks in front of my gun.

Mr. Goat
09-07-2012, 01:42 PM
In that case Mailman will die first cause he always walks in front of my gun.

Its been so long I forget what getting shot in the ass feels like!

Need to play some time again.. just give me lots of notice WHAT VERSION you want to play so I can download the appropriate maps in advance.. lol

MP
09-07-2012, 01:46 PM
Its been so long I forget what getting shot in the ass feels like!

Need to play some time again.. just give me lots of notice WHAT VERSION you want to play so I can download the appropriate maps in advance.. lol

The Space Monkey map and the catwalk one.

Mr. Goat
09-07-2012, 01:55 PM
I'll work on that this weekend so we can play during the DAY next week :)

MP
09-07-2012, 02:12 PM
I'll work on that this weekend so we can play during the DAY next week :)

Cool

Aišo
09-07-2012, 02:41 PM
Without using Google, does anyone know where the term Tongue in Cheek comes from? I know I don't. Isn't weird how we just accept terms and we don't even know what the hell they mean?

PMC
09-07-2012, 02:56 PM
Cool

Me too!

Cleo
09-07-2012, 04:24 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about the Republicans.

MP
09-07-2012, 04:27 PM
Me too!

No shit cool man lets set up a time!

PMC
09-07-2012, 04:41 PM
I am off Mon & Wed, Tues i can do it after about 12 when wife goes to work.

thelegacy
09-07-2012, 04:50 PM
SACRIFICES NEED TO BE MADE to protect our government!!

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