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StuartD
06-19-2004, 01:13 AM
I ordered some chinese food and realized I have no clean forks.

So what's a bachelor to do?

I sent my little brother with $20 to the store to buy some plastic forks :glugglug

Braincash_Dom
06-19-2004, 01:15 AM
Don't they give chop sticks anyway??

no need for forks here lucky you loll

StuartD
06-19-2004, 01:17 AM
usually... but there's none in the bag this time. I could have really used some :(

Mr. Goat
06-19-2004, 01:21 AM
spoon?

Fluid
06-19-2004, 01:49 AM
why didn't you rinse off some of the cleanest looking?

StuartD
06-19-2004, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by Fluid
why didn't you rinse off some of the cleanest looking?

because the cleanest looking ones look like they could kill Godzilla.

Fluid
06-19-2004, 01:58 AM
a true bachlor would have eaten from them anyways and then gotten to the hospital at the first sign of dizzyness

StuartD
06-19-2004, 02:02 AM
Originally posted by Fluid
a true bachlor would have eaten from them anyways and then gotten to the hospital at the first sign of dizzyness

I've been experiencing dizzyness for the past 3 months straight.

Fluid
06-19-2004, 02:37 AM
you might need new coffee mugs

StuartD
06-19-2004, 02:41 AM
I don't drink coffee.

Fluid
06-19-2004, 02:43 AM
do you do anything fun?

StuartD
06-19-2004, 02:45 AM
Originally posted by Fluid
do you do anything fun?

Nope. As a matter of fact, I don't. :(

Fluid
06-19-2004, 03:03 AM
well that fuckin sucks

SandManHI
06-19-2004, 03:07 AM
I dont' have to worry about dishes much, my daughter begs me to let her do the dishes all the time. She is at that age that she thinks it's fun, but we always do them together so I guess dishes with a partner isn't that bad.

But I do keep a party package of mixed plastic cutlery. It's harder for the kids to hurt themselves with a plastic knife and the kids go through dishes like it's... well... disposable.

laura99
06-19-2004, 03:15 AM
Stu, you keep that up and you will remain a bachelor for life.

SandManHI
06-19-2004, 03:20 AM
I just managed to get rid of my ex-wife AGAIN, and I would be happy to be alone the rest of my life. I don't need any lazy ass, sleep all day, complain that they hurt all the time partners in life. Heck, I can be lazy enough for myself and it's hard enough to get to work without having to try and push someone out of bed every morning.

Hmm... Maybe not alone exactly, gotta have the kids around, they are so much fun when they aren't being bad.

StuartD
06-19-2004, 04:17 AM
Originally posted by laura99
Stu, you keep that up and you will remain a bachelor for life.

I've already resigned myself to believing that will be the case anyway.

adamneve
06-21-2004, 10:58 AM
what's wrong with hands or just pouring the food down your throat

justb
06-21-2004, 11:16 AM
Do you eat standing over the kitchen sink? That is true bachelor style.

MP
06-21-2004, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by justb
Do you eat standing over the kitchen sink? That is true bachelor style. Made me laugh, ahh the good ole days!

madabad
06-21-2004, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Medium Pimpin
Made me laugh, ahh the good ole days!
Exactly what I was thinking.:D

InsaneMidget
06-21-2004, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by justb
Do you eat standing over the kitchen sink? That is true bachelor style.



thats sad cuz it's true, I eat right out of the frying pan on the stove sometimes...

Bryan Havoc
06-21-2004, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
I've been experiencing dizzyness for the past 3 months straight.

maybe you're secretly allergic to kitty mckitty

AbulletAway
06-21-2004, 03:04 PM
I don't have a dishwasher so I can relate. I try to do them every day but sometimes I get busy and too lazy to do them and end up not doing them till I need a dish, fork or glass.

Jay Leno eats over the sink. They were talking about that once on the show.

uno
06-21-2004, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by StuartD
Nope. As a matter of fact, I don't. :( Hang out with me for a month and give me 20 grand and i guarentee you'll be the life of the party from then on!

StuartD
06-21-2004, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by uno
Hang out with me for a month and give me 20 grand and i guarentee you'll be the life of the party from then on!

Somehow I doubt this very much. But the thought is appreciated.

Angel
06-22-2004, 12:24 AM
Hahaha Vegas and I both live like that half the time, the sink is always piled high unless we have guests then we scramble to stick everything in the dishwasher or the closets :D