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JerseyGTO
12-20-2010, 11:50 PM
When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.

During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.

Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.

The entire British population lives in London.

It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around you menacingly.

In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words to the songs and the steps to the dances.

When captured by an evil international terrorist, guns are not necessary to defeat them, sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

iggysick
12-21-2010, 02:33 AM
lol seriously, if you look at majority of movies they are full of absurd things.
On the other hand we like movies because of that. Majority of things can't be done in real life like they can be done in movies.

Ramster
12-21-2010, 10:08 AM
Haha, some good ones there!

PMC
12-21-2010, 10:27 AM
It doesn't matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a martial arts fight; your enemies will attack you one at a time while the others dance around you menacingly.

lol

John-ACWM
12-21-2010, 04:57 PM
:lol1: true! Thanks for the laughs!

USUALENT
12-22-2010, 10:36 AM
Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.


If that aint the truth my man

Cleo
12-22-2010, 10:39 AM
In musicals everyone you meet in the street will know all the words to the songs and the steps to the dances.
Do you spend a lot of time watching musicals? Is there anything else you would like to share? :giggle:

JerseyGTO
12-22-2010, 11:01 AM
Do you spend a lot of time watching musicals? Is there anything else you would like to share? :giggle:

West Side Story Fuck The World ! :lol1::lol1: